Best Heep Poems

Agnes:

Oh, what a smile Uriah Heep!
It makes me feel so vile and cheap
You’re planning Papa’s soon demise
An evil light shines in your eyes

You smile a sheepish little grin
Usurping is your grievous sin
My father is under your spell
But I know you are straight from hell

I shan’t...

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When I saw who was calling
I didn't answer the phone
There was a pit in my stomach
Like I'd swallowed a stone
Collect call from jail
Do I want to accept?
If the tables were turned
Would I be feeling bereft?
Except that the inverse
Had never happened before
You practically live there
Engraved your...

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there was an Irishman named Heep
in bed often times had to count sheep
till one night it was said
with young Molly in bed
they barely got started when he fell asleep
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