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Premium Member Pin the Tail On the Donkey-Hee Haw
Swirl me, twirl me, spin me ‘round
My eyes are covered, subject not found.
Direct me here, then block me there
Smiles and snickers; won’t give a care.
Hates me, baits me, friend or foe
I stop to listen but never know.
Frizzy, dizzy, can’t find the beast
Removing blind, tail’s pinned...

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Categories: haw, confusion, me, me,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Hee-Haw
Eeyore's
       a bore...

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Categories: haw, animal, character,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Yee Haw Let's Party
Hey all you nice people, got a fantastic idea
Let's party, we could load up on beer and pizza
Maybe dance in the moonlight
While trying to remain upright
In spite of downing six bottles of tequila


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Categories: haw, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Brian William Haw
Brian William Haw stood strong
He never quit his whole life long
His principles oozed forth peace
He strongly believed that he wasn't wrong

Brian's life was influenced
By his dad's suicide incident
After serving in the war
Brian now for peace convinced

As a Christian believer
Haw worked with young non-achievers
Troubled youth who...

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Categories: haw, political,
Form: Rubaiyat
Premium Member Yee Haw
Jack’s back…
With some new words to be exact

You see he has a story to tell
We are talking about… way back when the stars had fell
You know the place over where we people still dwelled
So, he had headed down to the well
Over there where the river...

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Categories: haw, freedom, humorous, imagination, introspection,
Form: Lyric
Camel Calls, She Saw Hee Haw
....My *itch ?
Now, whether you believe
It or not ? Your ass is mine how ironic
Peter piper this ancient viper: playing it's hand
Spinning numbers in a foreign land ? Iconic super phonic 
Hypnotized mesmerized robotic time on a mission from prince pillar
Their cyber space thriller blowing...

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Categories: haw, angel, art, autumn, love,
Form:



Premium Member Yee Haw Hot Java
Addicted? Who me?
Could stop any time
One cup a day?
Would do me just fine

Aside from the shakes
Freaking out now and then
Craving that fix
Going off the deep end

Trust me I'm fine
Not being deceitful
Shakes aren't a problem
'Cept threading a needle

But I'll have to admit
Some lives have been ruined
Caffeine's...

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Categories: haw, funny, me,
Form: Quatrain
Brian Haw
Joe Maverick
Contest Name	One against many

Brian Haw


Obsession lurks beneath the shore,
Where the pulsing heart it beats,
Alone he took on the might of law,
Brian Haw, a man you’d meet, 

To protest solo, submerge the self,
To give it all to the cause,
To lose a wife and kids, aint...

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Categories: haw, adventure, feelings,
Form: Free verse
Twenty Four Seven- Tribute Brain Haw
Twenty four seven AMONG THESE ARE 		                                      ...

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© John Beam  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: haw, courage, devotion, faith, freedom,
Form: Free verse
Hee Haw Trumpetting
A Mexican mule is endowed
To cheerfully service a crowd
Each roll in the hay
Brings shouts of, "Olé!"
And his bray, for crying out loud!...

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Categories: haw, animal, culture, endurance, international,
Form: Limerick
Hee Haw
Hee Haw

                                           ...

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Categories: haw, dedication, family, children, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Haverigg Haw
Silver foil sea glittering
crinkled cauldron surface slowly swirling
Lazy waves folding flashing
Sheet molten run up close then drain away
Steel sky and the arc-hung sun
Smoke clouds piled on Black Combe
Sandpipers, a butterfly shoal swinging swerving
and a solitary bird hurtles joyously
Languid gulls drink sun
Windmills wave to no one
Stones...

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Categories: haw, beach,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Yee Haw Let's Party
Hey all you nice people, got a fantastic idea
Let's party, we could load up on beer and pizza
Maybe dance in the moonlight
While trying to remain upright
In spite of downing six servings of tequila...

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Categories: haw, roses are red,
Form: Limerick
He Haw, I Cried
Hee Haw, I Cried 
By Sy Roth

With a mulish hee haw, 
I wrap myself in my own divine comedy.
Commedia dell’arte path 
For a blind mercenary of his own fate.

An ormolu wonder stood before me--
Trees clad in shimmering gold.

Timidly approached,
I scratched its surface lightly 
Find fleshy,...

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© Sy Roth  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: haw, conflict,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Hoo Haw Transplant
There once was a dude named Vance
Who walked around town with no pants
Caught a chill down below
Stood erect and then froze
Old Vance needed a Hoo Haa transplant...

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Categories: haw, fun,
Form: Limerick

Book: Reflection on the Important Things