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Best Have A Cow Poems

Below are the all-time best Have A Cow poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of have a cow poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member DON'T HAVE A COW
I was so bent on finding my Prince charming,
that I took a class on agriculture and farming.

Had to have hands on training and milk a...

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© Alexis Y.  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: have a cow, farm, for him, humorous, love,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member The City Zoo
A cute gentile pig in New York
plays hopscotch over turtle hurdles
which eased her bunny
until a smack talking turkey announced,
'Did you hear how the skunks in...

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Categories: have a cow, animal, friendship, fun, silly,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member SISTER IN LAW
SISTER IN LAW

MY ONE AND ONLY SISTER IN LAW.
MY BROTHERS LOVE,MYBROTHERS WIFE.
TOGETHER YOU ARE GOOD AND RAW .
STUCK LIKE ONE IN YOUR LIFE
AT TIMES LIFE...

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© SKAT A   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: have a cow, sistersister, sister,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Kitty Kat Kourage
This Kitty Kat is back
As a matter of fact

I was hit by a car, I was discouraged.
I let them get the best of me--
--Thanks for...

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© SKAT A   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: have a cow, abuse, adventure, funny, me,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member How I Met My Hubby
How I Met My Hubby (Summer 1955 ~ using 1950s slang)

I answered the horn—it was my friend, Bobby.
He told me he knows someone I might...

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Categories: have a cow, beautiful, boyfriend, nostalgia, romance,
Form: Free verse



a real relationship
I want a relationship that'll bring championships. 
I don't want to be reading fake scripts. 
I want something that's real. 
So my heart won't ever...

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Categories: have a cow, heartbreak, love hurts, teen,
Form: Rhyme royal
Premium Member Soliloquy Colloquial
When I saw this contest
I knew I had it beat
Speaking plain and simple
is really kinda sweet
Like stealing candy, from a baby
It will be a piece...

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Categories: have a cow, humorous, nonsense, silly, word play,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The impersonator
"The Impersonator"
Discovered on karaoke night 
A few friends gave him a dare
To imitate the star he thought most of 
For a hundred bucks if he...

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Categories: have a cow, dedication, devotion, night, people, time, night,
Form: Rhyme
A Metaphor Is Such A Bore
A metaphor is such a bore,
When it is overused,
And words that rhyme are out-of-line,
When they are so abused

And those cliches are 'here to stay',
And drive...

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Categories: have a cow, metaphor,
Form: Rhyme
Save Me From Myself
Save me from myself
Please save me from me
Save me from myself, Lord
This is my heartfelt plea

Save me from myself, Lord
I can’t do it on my...

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Categories: have a cow, hope, inspirational, life, uplifting, me, me,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Performance Anxiety
We all know that we know there’s someone that’s smarter
That our best’s not the best that will ever be done.
But that is no reason to...

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Categories: have a cow, work,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Cow Licks
You've heard of those, haven't you?
Those hanks of hair, standing straight up
toward heaven, as though
to guide you on your way?

Well, where we came from,
people talked...

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© Cona Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: have a cow, animal, baby, birth, hair,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member dawn's over-usage
dawn's over-usage 

Again, again I hear another use of the word dawn in a poem,
in a phrase, in a conversation ... in my headache
... another...

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Categories: have a cow, depression, emotions, perspective,
Form: Free verse
A Letter to an Old Reality
Dear the me from four years ago, 

Don't have a cow when I say this, 
but I'm a fortune teller. Sort of. 
For you, anyway.

I...

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© Madi Cook  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: have a cow, 12th grade, graduation, high school, psychological,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member connie meets dough boy at dawn
connie meets dough boy at dawn

so connie went to the bakery at dawn
bright eyed and bushy
out of a story book pops her dough boy
so plump,...

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Categories: have a cow, confusion, cute love, emotions, heartbroken,
Form: Free verse
How
3/3/15



Remember we take responsibility on our own account
As of now
How?
Could you have any idea what I'm about
If you just listen to what came out of...

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Categories: have a cow, poetry, rap, word play, words, work,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Messed with Daylight Saving's Time
I Messed with Daylight Saving's Time
By Franklin Price
11/1//2015

I messed with daylight saving's time
Right after Trick or Treat
When the clocks were showing 9:00 PM
Made change to...

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Categories: have a cow, day, time,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Surfing Waves of Excrement
Most surfers love Nature, don’t seem a nefarious lot,
Ride their waves just for fun, don’t use drugs on the main,
Don't incite poor to riot, dismiss...

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Categories: have a cow, abuse, betrayal,
Form: Quatrain
Sonnet 54 'The Both, My Parents, Mom Too, Are Dead Now'
The both, my Parents, mom, too, are dead now,
And what a thing that is to have to know.
I really can’t get up and have a...

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Categories: have a cow, fate, father, loss, mother,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member As My Town Goes Sinking
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Categories: have a cow, anger, community, emotions, time,
Form: Rhyme
Reba on the radio
Reba on the radio
Were we will stop unknown for now
Kids screaming in stereo
MOM tell Ronnie not to have a cow!!

Just me and my boys gone...

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Categories: have a cow, adventure, children, life, love, peace, son,
Form: Tail-rhyme
Premium Member DADGUM IT BOY
grandpa use to sit in his rockin chair
I'd climb in his lap
both started to nod off
so we took a nap
he'd let me play in his...

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Categories: have a cow, adventure, analogy, grandfather, grandson,
Form: Free verse
The Answer to the Quiz Poem
Guess some are wondering what the answer is,
To that little poem of a quiz.
Since we all don’t know Liz,
And even I don’t know who she...

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Categories: have a cow, adventure, confusion, funny, imagination, together,
Form: I do not know?
underserved pressure
there is a  boulder on my shoulder
there sits a block upon my head
no matter what I say or do
nothing ever seems to be good...

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Categories: have a cow, life, love, social, love, me, i
Form: I do not know?
The Fiddle Dance

Pick up your fiddle get to the floor 
stomp your foot say gimme more  
chin to the wood its understood 
no I can't -...

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Categories: have a cow, music,
Form: Lyric