A Bossy Old Cow - For Contest

A bossy old cow in the street

was rolling while licking its teat!

When it howled like a cat,

I thought: What’s up with that?

Can bossy old cows be in heat?


Inspired by both a poem and the limerick contest of Jan Allison
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015


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Date: 2/5/2016 2:09:00 AM
Andrea, Congratulations on your wonderful limerick win. Luv ~LINDA~
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Date: 1/31/2016 1:03:00 PM
i can relate to the humor here, andrea... big congrats on your win!..huggs
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Date: 1/31/2016 8:57:00 AM
Andrea! Congratulations on your win in the Limerick Contest!
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Date: 1/31/2016 7:44:00 AM
HEY!! GET A STALL!!!! Everything a Limerick could ask for....a street walking cow, a little cleavage, purring like a kitten,. This is PISSA.....
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Date: 1/31/2016 7:43:00 AM
HEY!! GET A STALL!!!! Everything a Limerick could ask for....a street walking cow, a little cleavage, purring like a kitten,. This is PISSA.....
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Date: 1/31/2016 1:35:00 AM
Udder brilliance, Andrea, well done. Viv x
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Date: 1/30/2016 7:41:00 PM
Congrats on a great win Andrea!
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Date: 1/30/2016 7:40:00 PM
Your limerick is a treat! Nice one on the contest
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Date: 1/30/2016 7:10:00 PM
I just saw this again posted in the chat site! Made me laugh! :)
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Date: 1/30/2016 7:14:00 PM
I can't for the life of me imagine who posted it Arthur!:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/30/2016 5:41:00 PM
Oh My....hilarious.....you can go from serious to funny and back round again...That my dear is talent....Congratulations....
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Date: 1/30/2016 3:19:00 PM
Enjoyed coming back to read this very witty limerick again, Andrea!:) ~ Congratulations on being placed first ( and in jolly good company, if I might say so!):) // paul
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Date: 1/30/2016 1:40:00 PM
Lol! Congratulations on your #1 win. Cleverly done.
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Date: 1/30/2016 10:13:00 AM
Good to see your funny-bone is still working well ; Full cream or Pasteurised , No Bull !
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Date: 1/30/2016 5:14:00 AM
Very funny! Congrats on your win!!
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Date: 1/30/2016 3:07:00 AM
Congrats on ur awesome winning limerick Andrea!!
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Date: 1/30/2016 2:17:00 AM
Andrea, Congrats on your LIMERICK win. ** SKAT **
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Date: 1/29/2016 9:07:00 PM
Andrea, absolutely perfect limerick. Well deserving of the top ranking.
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Date: 1/29/2016 7:43:00 PM
This is a hoot! Congrats on your win. Janice
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Date: 1/29/2016 6:10:00 PM
Many congrats Andrea this made me laugh out loud:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 1/2/2016 2:59:00 PM
LOL, I wonder if X read this... Love it : )
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Date: 1/1/2016 10:47:00 AM
Great limerick, having me laughing again. Remember Priscilla and Mom having her fixed right then and there practically.
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Date: 12/27/2015 4:24:00 PM
Hahaha! This is a prize winner, Andrea! Wish I had written it. Thanks for reading my work today. Good to hear from you. By-the-way, I have two published books I would like to send you, if you care to have them. I need your home address, that's all. / M
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Date: 12/26/2015 8:22:00 PM
Not much on Limericks but cute Andrea.
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Date: 12/26/2015 6:05:00 PM
This is crazy girl! I've seen a lot of crazy cows in my day, but none that crazy. Wishing you a Happy New Year.
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Date: 12/25/2015 1:13:00 PM
ohh, you hit in on he nail;s head, andie.. did one too, but yours is more striking, lol!.. so fine!..huggs
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