Have You Ever Seen a Cow Jump Over a Moon

“Have you ever seen a cow jump over a moon, grandma?” Sweetest voice ever asks me. No, I admit. “I have!” he says with high glee in his voice. “What color was the cow?” Gold. “What color was the moon?” Gold. What color was the sky? Blue “Dark blue or light blue?” I meant gold. It was GOLD! “If the cow, the moon and the sky was gold, how did you see it?” I have magic eyes.