Best Handsome Poems
Oh dear butterfly, if you wanna know how handsome he is,
I'm here to tell you with all the ease
He is
as charming as
the smile that blooms on the lips of a sleeping baby,
as splendid as the rosy blush on the cheeks of a teen barbie,
as elegant as the twilight that kisses the ripples of love on the body of a lake,
as alluring as the redness of a cherry that crowns the creamy cake.
His words are mesmerizing
His thoughts are enchanting
His hugs are heavenly
His gestures are lovely
He is the cool drizzle on a hot summer's day
He is a waterfall in the dry desert way
He is the Santa's gift on a glittering Christmas tree
He is a radiant ruby in the enormous pearly sea
Take your eyes off him madam Butterfly
You are just a passerby as I am Mr.Handsome's
Chocopie
Dear Blabby
There is a matter I must get off my chest. I am due to marry in the fall, but now have cold feet. My fiancé is a lot brainier than I am. Intellectually, she’s head and shoulders above me. I have to hand it to her. But lately she’s been a pain in the neck. She jumps down my throat whenever we don’t see eye to eye. She makes me the butt of her jokes, venting her spleen. She even gives me a tongue lashing whenever we have disagreements.
Blabby, I don’t have the guts or the heart to level with her face to face. You see, I don’t intend on marrying her, but haven’t the stomach to deal with my dilemma. We’ve spent an arm and a leg for the wedding. Just a short while ago we were head over heels in love. But recently we’ve just been thumbing our noses at each other. When I tell her I love her just to keep the peace, she elbows me in the ribs before giving me the finger.
Blabby, here’s the bottom line. I am a very handsome young man. Women find me irresistible. My skin is flawless and bronzed. My eyes shine like Burmese sapphires. My hair is golden and wavy. And as for my torso, arms, and legs? I am a Greek god. My fiancé is kind, brilliant, and giving, but she’s no raving beauty. The mirror tells no lies. I deserve a gorgeous wife. Being modest and shy by nature, I ask your advice on how to break the news to her.
Too Handsome In Honolulu:
Dear Too Handsome,
Tell her you are backing out to marry your one and only love, yourself. Enjoy the honeymoon! Aloha!
You carried yourself with confidence;
And with aristocratic grace.
You had an air of mystery;
And a very handsome face.
Women loved you;
Many fell; Like timber in your wake,
Yet you moved quietly undaunted;
Not loving for loves sake.
Yet in the turbulent years to come.
As you sail upon life's sea.
When you think of those who loved you.
Think back and remember me.
Think of me and silly laughter.
And my loud, too many friends.
I wasn't used to gladness.
But my laughter blended in.
Your memory weighs upon me.
To accuse my silly brain.
The heartache comes to greet me.
And the tears come back again.
I have not forgotten;
Nor can I soon forget.
The unrequited longing;
That I felt when first we met.
Think of me with painted eyelids.
Blinking back forgotten tears.
Number me with those who loved you
In those strange uncertain years.
Though another man may hold me.
Like perhaps you wanted to,
I find my silly heart pretending,
All the time that it was you.
When you pause some day to ponder.
Those days when we were free.
When you think of those who loved you.
Think back and remember me.
He walked the streets with charm, a handsome man so fair.
But unaware of his own beauty, lost in his own despair.
His heart yearned for love, a love he's never known.
Searching in every face, in every smile, in every tone.
The mirror showed a face, a face so undefined. A face that held the key, to the love he hoped to find.
But confidence was lacking, buried deep inside, And love remained elusive, a distant, fleeting tide.
The world passed him by, as he stood in quiet longing.
Wondering if love would find him, in a world so cold and daunting.
He knew not of the allure he possessed, the charm he held within, His heart cried out in silence, a silent plea for love to win.
So he walked on in sadness, in a world that seemed so gray, Hoping one day love would find him, and take his pain away.
He was a dream prince,
Too real for words.
The day she met him she fell in love,
He shook her hand with reverence and friendship.
She wished that she could become his favorite princess,
He was tall, muscular and very handsome.
She liked his very masculine and strong figure,
He was a skier with excellence .
His hug was truly miraculous,
They became good friends.
Everyday she would look forward to seeing him,
She was very blessed.
God guides us very well she thought,
She looked forward to seeing her prince again tomorrow.
Author:Gwen von Erlach Schutz
Baby, I saw you wishin' on him,
But you ought to give me a whirl;
'Cuz he's a handsome hunk,
But when he gets drunk
Baby, he likes ugly girls.
Yeah, he still lives with his momma,
Even tho' he's thirty-three.
She starches and irons his jeans and shirts
And he brings home new recipes.
She's told him he's good lookin';
Says, "Women are lustin' after you."
But when he takes a pretty woman home,
Momma says, "Son, she won't be true."
Momma says, "Son, if you want good lovin',
A plain and homely gal will provide.
She'll treat you right, mornin' and night,
And keep you satisfied."
So, baby, you can stare at him;
Or you can give me a whirl.
'Cuz he's a handsome hunk;
but when he gets drunk,
Baby, he likes ugly girls.
Yeah, Baby.....ugly girls.
You don't stand a chance.
And how that boy loves his momma.
Wouldn't you like to dance?
HEY HANDSOME
JP 42
The man I love is holding me tight.
His soft touch to me feels so right.
His good looks caught my eye.
Saw him and said my-oh-my.
He'll be mine before the end of the night.
Teresa Skyles
Entered in Linda-Marie's"Sweetheart of P.S."LOVELAND LIMERICK"contest
My Handsome King
Your royal palms gently wave
at me each time I see you,
I have to blush
each time they do.
Your sugar white beaches moan
for my feet to greet
them each time we meet.
My feet move to the beat
of salsa when they
remember you.
Your gentle breezes caress my
hour glass hips each
time I run to you.
They rock me like a baby
when I sail over
your bright
blue waters.
Your bright moonbeams create
a halo around my head
as I shake my long golden
hair to say hello to you.
They dance around like a drunken
gypsy with the sparkly stars
up above as I take my
midnight stroll with you.
Your regal art deco
buildings of pastel
stand at attention,
every time I dream
of your streets of gold.
Your sun's rays of warm
glory tickle my
bare breasts gently
as I rest my body on the
safety of your
heavenly sands.
I humbly bow my
head to you with honor,
for your sweet
whispers of hospitality
have overtaken me,
my Majestic King
of the South Beaches.
Miami, you are my
handsome, winter friend.
She said her husband’s looking fine
(I know she drank a lot of wine…)
For Andrea’s Itty Bitty contest
handsome boss with exceptional style
asks lady assistant with a sweet smile
to switch on a computer on her table
as the boss sits near by she becomes unstable
oh! sweet mistake happens so needs to refile
Her voice dropped to a saucy tone
She spoke behind her fan.
She said, "Now, Red, don't get me wrong-
You are a handsome man.
"You're a drifter as we both know,
A cowboy through and through.
I need a man who's always there
We both know that ain't you.
"You've got to be where cattle go,
The world's an open range -
I wish there was another way
I know you'll never change.
"You'll be in some saloon somewhere,
In some new cattle town,
An' I'll be here just raisin' kids,
Tryin' to hold 'em down.
"So just be sweet an' let me go,
An' I'll walk out of here.
I'll find someone and so will you
An' we'll be friends, my dear."
She turned and left that dim saloon
Went through the swingin' door
She took an Eastbound train that day
Was never seen no more
Now Red turned to the bartender
An' scratched beneath his hat
"Texas is hard on womenfolk -
Just who the hell was that?"
April, 2016
You keep my heart busy
And my mind buzzing
~I wish for you today~
Peace, Happiness, and Love; abundantly
May your footsteps in life lead to prosperity
~I wish for you today~
Your heart’s greatest desire
That you are granted the knowledge you require
To put away the pain and let go of that blazing fire
~I wish for you today~
Strength to endure and overcome
The challenges you face in the name of your son
So you and he can be in peace as one
~**I wish for you today**~
Vision to see me as I see you
Courage to see us as one and not two
Faith to trust in me and comfort knowing that I Love You
~***I wish for you today***~
Blessings from the one above
That he guide your way in life and love
I wish these things for you today
I pray for them everyday
Happy Birthday Handsome
Lay
She looked shyly at him from behind her menu
His eyes were a baby blue that sent chills
Through her whole body; she could melt right here
And have that waitress he’s talking to mop her up
Typical Barbie doll type with an pretentiously
Effervescent personality that makes you want to
Roll your eyes and scoff--The environment they
Were in was a hustle and bustle type of place
Where time waits for no man...as soon as people
Were done eating, they were cleared out and
Another party was ushered in
“It is essential to business that you eat,
Order and then leave.” The Barbie Doll waitress’
Nasal twang only served as a catalyst for
Her frustration--She kept peering over her
Menu at the Adonis that kept her enraptured
“Well Honey, what’s it gonna be?”
Barbie’s voice oozed of impatience
Not taking her eyes off The Gorgeous One,
She replied softly, “I need more time.”
Barbie’s demeanor escalated from
Impatience to hysterical--“More time!
Honey, you gotta order, or you gotta go!”
As the hand went to the waist
And the hip thrusted out.
Now she had enough of this witch and her
Attitude---Why couldn’t she just go somewhere
Nice to eat and be able to enjoy the view?
“No, I don’t gotta go---You do! She exclaimed
As she stood up, knocking her bag to the floor;
Menu flailing back and forth
You are SO nasty, why would I want to eat
Here? You probably SPIT in the food!”
The waitress stood back, aghast
What evolved next was most of the patrons
Getting up and leaving; unpaid checks and
Half-eaten plates the fallout of this outburst
The owner, who tried to assure people there was
No saliva in the food, bellowed for the waitress
To get into his office while the rest of the staff
Scurried around trying to recover from the
Losses they incurred
As she took a deep breath, picked up her
Bag and her dignity, The Gorgeous One
Came from behind, put his arm around her
And smiled
“That was the greatest thing I ever saw,
He said as his eyes shone intensely on her
What’s your number?” And she felt like a
Rocket flying to the Moon
Elation to go.........with a side order of
Breathless
When I say things like my momma did
When she was eighty years old
“He's so handsome, I can't believe my ears”
It's time for a home I'm told!
The train's already left the station, no doubt
You're left standing on the platform
Before you cash in your chips as they say
Someone feeding you will be the norm
Such little things like forgetting your choppers
Or getting on the bus without pants
Hearing people snickering behind your back
As down the crowded aisle you prance
Some things are a little unusual they say
Like communicating with the birdies
In a language only you and they understand
Or when with a mannequin you get flirty
Wish me luck on the last leg of my journey
Had a blast without any regrets
Sure couldn't have asked for anything better
My life was as good as it gets!
© Jack Ellison 2013