Best Guaranteed Poems

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Farrokh Bulsara a.k.a. Freddie Mercury
British singer, songwriter known universally
Confirmed he had AIDS and then died the next day
His music through Queen still rocks us all the way

Came a man from Zanzibar named Farrokh
Whose tastes were both flamboyant and baroque 
For fame...

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Stuck.  Glued.  Skewed.
devoted to devotion
dedicated to dancing
on a string

threw away the safety net
to take the chance on
just
once
more

give me a reason
to be here...

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   Vast sums of money
     enormous chunks of time
   All spent on losing weight ~
     usually ruined by dinnertime

   It's really quite easy
     now I know that...

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He dribbled and tossed with a popeyed stare
As he caressed and slapped it fully aware
That  he played alone
With the wife not at home
The satisfying game of solitaire...

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“The customer is always right”
Is what they used to say
Way back when problems got resolved
Much better than today.

Yet there are certain companies
That still believe it’s true
And they will work until
You’re satisfied with what they do.

To prove the point, I had today
An online service “chat”
And to...

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Most salient benefit
anorexia nervosa wrought
excerpt, qua gut tease 
burg address er...
four decades and seven years ago
plus countless hours, days, weeks...
elapsed with nary morsel

passing between two lips
starving lovely bones
dedicated grueling proposition
suicide knows no equal,
where puny pubescent (me)
engaged with self 

consuming civil war
testing whether that
psychologically afflicted lad
willingly...

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Blessings
God-guarantees
multiply* along faith
toward love-filled bounty sharing
midst grace.

Genesis 28:3 And God Almighty bless thee, and make thee fruitful, and multiply thee....

April 5, 2019
Edited on December 26, 2022...

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Wake up like you never will again.
Make some memories like you'll never forget when.
Say what you must like its never been said.
Get what you can like it's all you'll ever need.
Remember, life is never guaranteed....

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Seperate distances from falls
Hangups and calls
Dilusional deceitful did wrongs
Covered up lies stories short prolongs

Drained energies like stings from bees
Honey sipped dried out coffee 
Steamed stiff tea blown back aught to be
Chased with hot toties rude bodies wearing wrong clothes to mock thee

Could it be a...

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You Ain't got pity
Just imagine if you were a screwdriver 
manufactured at craftsman tool factory 
and you spent your whole life in a tool box tray 
never to be used               ...

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Breezy… not humid...

      Nary a cloud in the sky...

        ~ It'll pour later......

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I’ve baked a sweet treat for Joe
In celebration 
of his B-day -- Twenty-One? 
Butter-rum pear cake 
Topped with whipped cream and 
Cinnamon
Oh!

Happy Belated Birthday to our dear brother and friend Joseph Spence the King of the 
Epulaeryu,:-) My apologies for not having this one posted...

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Bad poetry, so bad it's good. A little source of joy. Whatchagonnado? Embrace it, that's what.

I saw streetlights
Remembered that song by Journey
Not all journeys start with a step
Some are people
One hand clapping

Is that my poetry? Keep scrolling, feel good about yourself. Consider it a gift.
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Whatever We Need God Has Guaranteed

whatever we need
by God will be guaranteed
so we should stampede

Jim Horn

Getting close to 8,000 poems....

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Grim reaper forever guaranteed eternal plentiful harvest

the following written 
for no particular rhyme nor reason
quite aware the exit (stage door left)
allows, enables, to provide every season
with a bumper crop of dead souls.

many mortals beseechingly 
lift up their hands 
in supplication and inquire 
omnipotent omniscient force...

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