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Best Grunted Poems

Below are the all-time best Grunted poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of grunted poems written by PoetrySoup members


Another Day Safe From the Harvester's Jaws
Out of the burrows and hedges and dreys
Heads began bobbing and eyes were agaze.
Rumours were twittered and grunted and squealed:
‘The combine is coming to harvest...

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Categories: grunted, angst, animal, fear, freedom,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Kitten In the Barn
It’s always a good practice when living on a farm,
To have a family of cats living in the barn
They always keep the rats and mice...

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© John Posey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: grunted, cat, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
In a Playground of Mud
In a playground of mud

One time I made friends with a pig
He had the most wonderful gig
In a playground of mud
My new friend went thud
I’ll...

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Categories: grunted, animal, fun,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member An Onomatopoeia Morning
It started with the beeping of my clock.
Sometimes I want to bash that irksome thing.
My dog barked for his food and then a walk.
While walking...

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Categories: grunted, morning,
Form: Sonnet
A Wet Nun
A flamenco dancer in Spain
encountered a nun in the rain.
He shouted,' Olé.'
Her fingers astray, 
she grunted, 'I'm coming again.'

Just some silliness, written today for Andrea's...

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© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: grunted, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
A Bad Decision
I’ll take you back, to the old dark times,
To try and paint you a picture. 
A tale of a man, just sixteen years old,
Who had...

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Categories: grunted, history, jobs, life,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Cupid: Ps Mary
Oh Cupid! You still looking?  It’s me...
Where’s my dream man? You know...muscled he.
And some brains would be nice,
otherwise, no lice,
fumigating has caused allergy.

That stupid...

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© Janet Vick  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: grunted, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Prayer For Every Living Soul
Burning down all around EVERY LIVING SOUL.
UP IN SMOKE, You choked? That MIRROR YOU KNOW 
YOU BROKE? The flames you stoked. UP IN SMOKE.
Not a...

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Categories: grunted, angst, animal, anxiety, bird,
Form: Alliteration
Premium Member The Wolf Man - the Begining
"It's finally arrived," he thought relaxed by his campfire.
He waited all his life for this day. The day he would retire,
and after saying his good...

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Categories: grunted, fantasy, day, fear,
Form: Rhyme
Oh, What Am I Going To Do , Today
Oh, what am I going to do, today?
I've got so much time on my hands that I
Will simply go mad if I don't find a...

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Categories: grunted, anxiety, confusion, depression, introspection,
Form: Quatrain
She's Beautiful
The winter surmised the fate of its captured. 
Gripping tight with icy fingers dipped in death. 
Existent in her demise was the delirium that filled...

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Categories: grunted, beautiful,
Form: Concrete
Premium Member Ballad O' Peg Leg Pete
“Aye, me maties, ‘tis a stormy sea dis day
Shiver me timbers, let’s make way for da bay”

But as Peg Leg Pete slowly turned ’is ship...

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Categories: grunted, funnyme,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Rain Contra
I got up it was way past noon
Thought I’d go for a walk.
Then, it started to rain
I’m talking heavy rain
The rain that soaks you rain.

I...

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Categories: grunted, dog, funny, rain,
Form: Free verse
A Land of Two Realms
January 31, 2017

A long, long time ago in the lands of the giant tulip trees
Lived a wondrous animal, called the Alley Phont Sheeze.
Standing as tall...

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Categories: grunted, fantasy, humor, love, magic,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Christmas Magic
Cold was the blustery wind driven snow
Heaped at my feet as I shook in the squall
Relentless ice dancers twirled in show,
I grunted and tugged on...

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Categories: grunted, christmas, giving, holiday, humanity,
Form: Acrostic