An Onomatopoeia Morning

It started with the beeping of my clock. Sometimes I want to bash that irksome thing. My dog barked for his food and then a walk. While walking him, my cell phone went brring brrring. I passed some school girls chattering away like chirping birds. Back to my house I went to feed the cats that mewed without delay. I grunted next. My bills had gone unsent. To mail them I zoomed off inside my car. It rained. Outside my car I had to slosh through puddles with no boots on. Great! Har har. I splashed back to my car, and oh my gosh, someone had whammed into my new car’s door. I nearly bawled. Not even noon – what more?