Best Grossest Poems

Once
these corridors 
echoed with life
a citadel for restoration
of body and mind
a bastion of promise
for the tormented
to the outside world
it had many names
Forest Lawn Sanitarium
was its Nome de plume

I--- simply called it--- home

In its day
it was of grand design
cathedral ceilings
hung with crystal chandeliers
finest draperies form fitted
to...

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While all they who are aware of your massive surveillance machine,
are covering their TV, lap top or whatever screens, 
for that little bit of god given privacy,
yours truly has still been not only still doing things openly,
for all those devices with cameras and microphones hidden...

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The grossest element earth
shapes mind body form,
which remains inert until,
magnetism conjures a storm.

The air we breathe,
a gift from God,
causes nodes to stir,
leaving childlike heart awed.

Fire heats, water cools,
generating a toroidal force,
which once divine aligned,
connects soul to source.

God is the magician,
who entwines elements four,
that joyful heart...

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Osteoporosis, spinal stenosis
halitosis, that's the grossest
Hemorrhoids, hypo hyper thyroids
gallbladder removal will leave a void
Arthritis, pyelonephritis, gingivitis  
we will survive in spite of these
Toe fungus will not be the death of us
its' cure you will ask what was all the fuss
Crooked toes, snotty nose, itchy...

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QUEEN   OF   HEARTS

Queen of Hearts, delightful and red,
Baked some tarts, or so it is said,
Left them to cool on the windowsill: 
Knave of Hearts then ate his fill.

Queen called the King to remonstrate  -
Court-royal was  assembled to adjudicate:
Knave was...

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Have you ever noticed how
raunchy our children can smell? 
Like the stench that arises
from, say, a rotting seashell.

It's true; cohabitation
can impose a certain stink.
But family ignores it,
despite what others might think.

Sometimes a polite request
is personal and discreet.
And other times, dad might yell,
for God's sake, go...

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"Not allowing yourself to be who you were always meant to be
 is the grossest miscarriage of justice."
 --by poet

You have a God-given right to be you
Live your truth fully each day
Let no one bully you.

SECOND PLACE WINNER
Written March 24, 2022
Syllables 10-7-6 checked by HMS...

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(This is a fictional poem)

You're making a peanut butter sandwich with sardines.
That's one of the grossest things I've ever seen.
Now you're putting marshmallows and gravy on it too.
I'm going to call the funny farm on you....

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recognition of our true constitution reveals
we are not merely limited mind-body combine
our soul being encased in five sheaths or coverings
of which the first and grossest is the material organism
the second our pranic energy field, which keeps body alive
third our lower analytical mind or what we...

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For fiercest queens, the finest pedigree,
Begetter and bestower of all lauds;
For foulest plagues, the fairest remedy,
Despoiler and destroyer of all frauds.
Revered for rectitude, renowned for laurels,
You helped reform the world to honest fame;
Reviled as sinister, renounced on morals,
The world deformed you to mendacious shame.
Now candid...

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Lest I be guilty of grossest negligence
I feel like I must put in my own two cents
As I watch and evaluate strong evidence
We owe a debt of gratitude to Mike Pence.

I know, I know, he’s not even a Democrat
But on Jan 6th he knew where...

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Come old and young, come big, little, wild and tall
Come down to the Legion, join the Hairy Leg Ball
Bring your varicose veins, please do not stall
Bring your grossest. hairiest ugliest furriest legs 
To the marvelous, magical, loveliest Hairy Leg Ball

We will have razors to shave...

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Moment by moment, as life does unfold
We find mind not fully immersed therein
Assigning meaning to what we behold
Diffusing vibrations grazing our skin

What we call waking, being grossest state
The light of awareness, here too flickers
During sleep, senses rested, we gyrate
Responses both instinctive and weaker

Subtlest state of...

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New rhyme, new lyric, an old melody
Michael, not the archangel, sat across from me
At table and spoke about his new outlook
On life, a sudden leap into conversion (I took
Him to mean) , that confusion in his addled brain
Had allowed family, friends, others to subtly gain
Control...

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smoked crack with many of the mayors friends
art of seduction
some of the grossest men
Need some clarity edmonton
someone crazy enough to get information
easy enough
and i'm a civilian
how your staff is unaware of your situation is mind blowing
I'd fire them

Homelessness and seasons used as weapons
and you deny...

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