Come To the Hairy Leg Ball

Come old and young, come big, little, wild and tall Come down to the Legion, join the Hairy Leg Ball Bring your varicose veins, please do not stall Bring your grossest. hairiest ugliest furriest legs To the marvelous, magical, loveliest Hairy Leg Ball We will have razors to shave off most of your ruff. We will hold you down hard, so you don’t give us no guff. We will shave off your fleas, your lice, and all other stuff If you give us a chance, we might make a swipe at your **** All are welcome – the feeble, the wobbly, even the buff.