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Best Golfer Poems

Below are the all-time best Golfer poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of golfer poems written by PoetrySoup members


I Really Am a Golfer
I really am a golfer 
And let me tell you why
Its only when I swing a club
I really feel alive

I really am a golfer 
And...

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Categories: golfer, fun, games, golf,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Golfer Talking Trash
I’m cool, warmed up, loose. I’m gonna crack this ball straight down the fairway 
all the way to the white post, clean and straight. Yeah.

I’m...

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Categories: golfer, courage, fantasy, funny, god,
Form: Prose
Who Am I
I am black and I have the ability to glorify the King
I am great and in believing in him, I have authority over all things
I...

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Categories: golfer, father,
Form: Free verse
The Hooker
It was in the mists of morning, beneath the rising morning sun,
We had come to conquer Ft. Langley, It was me and Al and John.
We...

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© Vic Pister  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: golfer, fun, golf, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
The Day You Flew To Heaven
We knew , it was if a moment stopped in time 
             ...

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Categories: golfer, adventure, angel, beach, bereavement,
Form: Dramatic Verse



Golfers Beware
If a golfer who’s clumsy and falls
Loses grip on the clubs that he hauls
	He'd trip on a trap
	With wood in his lap
And have problems in...

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Categories: golfer, sports,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Tiger's Wood
Tiger was a young golfer quite good
But didn't shoot as straight as he should
    He'd stray out of bounds
   ...

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© Roy Jerden  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: golfer, sports,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Mulligan
Well, here I am sitting on the golf course
Watching the fireworks display overhead
Yes, I know I'm not as big as a horse
But at least one...

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Categories: golfer, animal, golf,
Form: Quatrain
The Truth Hurts
I'm a lonely golf ball lost in the wood,
hit by a golfer that's not very good.
Honestly I swear,
I don't think he cares.
Maybe taking a few...

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Categories: golfer, golf,
Form: Limerick
Legacy of Arnold Palmer Limerick
Legacy of Arnold Palmer

What a great golfer he had been
At or below par hitting ball in
Always something about Arnold Palmer
You played more steady and were...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: golfer, golf,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Par For the Course - a Bit Bawdy
There is a golfer from Lima, Peru
        On each of his balls, a llama tattooed
   ...

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Categories: golfer, animal, giggle, golf,
Form: Limerick
From Always Under To Mostly Over
Ode to the Senior Golfer

Pitch and putt I never worried about
‘cause all my drives were long and stout
Now off the tee it doesn’t fly so...

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Categories: golfer, angst, golf, green, old,
Form: Rhyme
Green Is Greatest Goal
Green has become my greatest goal, 
When I am golfing from hole to hole, 
And to survive and remain alive, 
Depends on distance of delicate...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: golfer, golf,
Form: Couplet
Golf Limerick
The was a young golfer whose mother
Constantly around him would flutter.
All over each green,
Her antics were seen,
Until he thumped her with his putter!

2 April 2013....

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Categories: golfer, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Who--Or What--Do You Think You Are
Who, or what, do you think you are?
  A Bollywood star
    A Turkish bazaar
      An iron...

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Categories: golfer, celebrity, silly, words,
Form: Monorhyme

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