Best Golfer Poems
Below are the all-time best Golfer poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of golfer poems written by PoetrySoup members
I Really Am a GolferI really am a golfer
And let me tell you why
Its only when I swing a club
I really feel alive
I really am a golfer
And...
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Categories:
golfer, fun, games, golf,
Form:
Limerick
Golfer Talking TrashI’m cool, warmed up, loose. I’m gonna crack this ball straight down the fairway
all the way to the white post, clean and straight. Yeah.
I’m...
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Categories:
golfer, courage, fantasy, funny, god,
Form:
Prose
Who Am II am black and I have the ability to glorify the King
I am great and in believing in him, I have authority over all things
I...
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Categories:
golfer, father,
Form:
Free verse
The HookerIt was in the mists of morning, beneath the rising morning sun,
We had come to conquer Ft. Langley, It was me and Al and John.
We...
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Categories:
golfer, fun, golf, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
golfer, adventure, angel, beach, bereavement,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Golfers BewareIf a golfer who’s clumsy and falls
Loses grip on the clubs that he hauls
He'd trip on a trap
With wood in his lap
And have problems in...
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Categories:
golfer, sports,
Form:
Limerick
Tiger's WoodTiger was a young golfer quite good
But didn't shoot as straight as he should
He'd stray out of bounds
...
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Categories:
golfer, sports,
Form:
Limerick
MulliganWell, here I am sitting on the golf course
Watching the fireworks display overhead
Yes, I know I'm not as big as a horse
But at least one...
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Categories:
golfer, animal, golf,
Form:
Quatrain
The Truth HurtsI'm a lonely golf ball lost in the wood,
hit by a golfer that's not very good.
Honestly I swear,
I don't think he cares.
Maybe taking a few...
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Categories:
golfer, golf,
Form:
Limerick
Legacy of Arnold Palmer LimerickLegacy of Arnold Palmer
What a great golfer he had been
At or below par hitting ball in
Always something about Arnold Palmer
You played more steady and were...
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Categories:
golfer, golf,
Form:
Limerick
Par For the Course - a Bit BawdyThere is a golfer from Lima, Peru
On each of his balls, a llama tattooed
...
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Categories:
golfer, animal, giggle, golf,
Form:
Limerick
From Always Under To Mostly OverOde to the Senior Golfer
Pitch and putt I never worried about
‘cause all my drives were long and stout
Now off the tee it doesn’t fly so...
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Categories:
golfer, angst, golf, green, old,
Form:
Rhyme
Green Is Greatest GoalGreen has become my greatest goal,
When I am golfing from hole to hole,
And to survive and remain alive,
Depends on distance of delicate...
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Categories:
golfer, golf,
Form:
Couplet
Golf LimerickThe was a young golfer whose mother
Constantly around him would flutter.
All over each green,
Her antics were seen,
Until he thumped her with his putter!
2 April 2013....
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Categories:
golfer, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Who--Or What--Do You Think You AreWho, or what, do you think you are?
A Bollywood star
A Turkish bazaar
An iron...
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Categories:
golfer, celebrity, silly, words,
Form:
Monorhyme