Who--Or What--Do You Think You Are

Who, or what, do you think you are? A Bollywood star A Turkish bazaar An iron crowbar A permanent scar A late-model NASCAR An all-night Delhi darbar A cowardly lion, ala Bert Lahr A late-night replacement for Jack Paar A postage stamp from the territory of Saar A scene from MASH featuring Jamie Faar An imported Swiss candy bar A peripatetic avatar A native of Madigascar A powerful drug czar A tractor-driver from Navistar A pro golfer who can't even break par An empty peanut butter jar An unwritten memoir A smelly, old cigar A boring academic seminar An unidentified flying object on radar A diplomat from Myanmar A fancy antique boudoir A hardy-har-har-har!