You’re trying to hang tough
But your ball is in the rough
Don’t throw a fit
Just think then hit
Forget all that pro stuff
Categories:
golfer, anxiety, boy, golf, nature,
Form: Limerick
I really am a golfer
And let me tell you why
Its only when I swing a club
I really feel alive
I really am a golfer
And take my driver out
I swing my club and hit the ball
As hard and I have might
I really and a golfer
My ball is in the rough
I swing my metal 3 real hard
To find the grass is tuff
I really am a golfer
My ball goes 50 ft.
It’s out the rough and in the sand
And buried very deep
I really am a golfer
I take my sand wedge out
I open up the face of it
And swing it with a clout
I really am a golfer
My ball is on the green
I swing the putter in an arc
With boggy on the seen
I really am a Golfer
My put goes 10ft past
I’m looking at a double
But the Green is just too fast
I really am a golfer
The balls beside the cup
I make it in the center
And my friends they call it luck
Categories:
golfer, fun, games, golf,
Form: Limerick
I’m cool, warmed up, loose. I’m gonna crack this ball straight down the fairway
all the way to the white post, clean and straight. Yeah.
I’m the king of the worm burners, oh, no, I’m the baddest Tiger of these
here woods. Ha ha, not bad, I launched that there rocket clean
into that oak, missed my forehead, missed my partner, never you mind.
I’m out on the fairway now.
I’m cool, warmed up, loose. Got my eye on the ball.
King of Zen. Just swing and … yeah. Okay.
I’m King of the beach blanket beee-ing go. Okayyy. No problem. Golf is about practice
and practice make perfect. Okay, closed my eyes there.
Splash? Splash it is.
Okay, I’m Chipping King, just smack that ball into that little ole hole.
God’s be with me. Whew.
I’m the man. Ain’t I the man? Blow me a-way!
It’s all won on the greens guys. Ain’t I the King? Didn’t I just chip right in? Ever see
anything like that before? MMMhmm. You on for five on the next hole?
Categories:
golfer, courage, fantasy, funny, god,
Form: Prose
The Tiger is once again winning
And hopefully no longer sinning.
His wife kicked him out
For sleeping about,
But now his girlfriend has him grinning.
Categories:
golfer, funny,
Form: Limerick
“Super Golfer” “Limerick”
There was a weird Dictator around.
When he played eighteen holes of golf round
aides clasped ball with toes
and put it in holes.
He scored “three hole-in-ones”. What a clown.
03/24/2013.
Categories:
golfer, funny, humorous,
Form: Limerick
There was a weekend duffer named Rolf
Who proclaimed he knew all about golf
Ball dinged a guy's head
Hapless guy saw red
Rolf should have yelled "FORE" when he teed off!
(23 March 2013)
Categories:
golfer, funny, sports,
Form: Limerick
There once was a weekend golfer named Rolf
Who thought he knew everything about golf
His wild ball dinged a guy's head
His cuss words best be unsaid
Rolf forgot to yell "FORE" when he teed off
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Categories:
golfer, funny, sports,
Form: Limerick
Categories:
golfer, passion
Form: Acrostic
Mike had some time to play a game of golf
so he and a friend went for the great tee off
Mike set that little ball right on top of the tee
he thought a hole in one this surely would be
He drew the club back to take a great swing
but all of a sudden man he felt a great sting
He fell to the ground and he knew right away
something was wrong and he could not play
one more round of golf the pain was to great
just get me to the hospital before it's to late
Now the moral of this story Mike listen this day
get a pair of high top boots before you go play
Dedicated to my friend Mike
he broke his ankle while playing golf
Categories:
golfer, adventure, friendship, funny, friend,
Form: Burlesque