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Golfer Poems - Poems about Golfer

Golfer Poems - Examples of all types of poems about golfer to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for golfer.
Premium Member Amateur Golfer
...You’re trying to hang tough But your ball's in the rough Don’t throw a fit Just think then hit Forget all that pro stuff ......Read the rest...
Categories: golfer, anger, confusion, emotions, golf,
Form: Limerick



Ball Drainers
...In golf's serene domain they lay, The ball drainers by fairway's bay. Lakes and ponds with silent grace, Reflecting challenges golfers face. Beneath the sky of azure hue, Glistening mirrors, w......Read the rest...
Categories: golfer, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Honest Lee
...There once was a golfer called, Honest Lee Who in all honesty, lived honestly He’s in the hall of fame Some due to that acclaim And also by what he did, on his tee.......Read the rest...
Categories: golfer, fun, golf,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Hone Improvement
...Just like a politician I'm suspicious of that golfer is always trying to improve his lie......Read the rest...
Categories: golfer, golf, political, word play,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Northern Territory Bores
...There is a large cattle property in the Northern Territory of Australia where the bores are named after Famous cricketers and that prompted this piece. Northern Ter......Read the rest...
Categories: golfer, sports, tribute,
Form: Rhyme



Wherever God Went of Mercy An Agent
...of mercy an agent wherever God will have went to save souls He meant golfer world renown should see their face when it frowned ball in lake had drowned his ball went astray wind had blown ......Read the rest...
Categories: golfer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member For the Millions He's Paid
...Phil Mickelson is a fine golfer, one of the best But his mouth just flunked its first diplomacy test Said, 'Saudi executes people for being gay' No way to talk for the millions he's paid Now ......Read the rest...
Categories: golfer, business, money, pain, satire,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Replacing Divots
...three ducks paddling 300 yards, dogleg left ……..no short game a feral cat digging in the sand trap ……..replacing divots an old dog ......Read the rest...
Categories: golfer, animal, golf, humor, sports,
Form: Senryu
Foot In Mouth Disease
...Anyone who’s picked up clubs and played out on a golf course, will know there’s times they lose their cool but later show remorse, but rarely do when following a wayward group who’s bloody slow, a......Read the rest...
Categories: golfer, golf, humor,
Form: Rhyme
The Truth Hurts
...I'm a lonely golf ball lost in the wood, hit by a golfer that's not very good. Honestly I swear, I don't think he cares. Maybe taking a few lessons he should. 7/11/21......Read the rest...
Categories: golfer, golf,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Par For the Course - a Bit Bawdy
...There is a golfer from Lima, Peru On each of his balls, a llama tattooed Up and down his scores jump Like a llama's big hump As soon as his fans cheer, they ha......Read the rest...
Categories: golfer, animal, giggle, golf,
Form: Limerick
Ask and Remember
...Ask and remember Every time I think of you. Ask your friends, they say to remember your kindness, your dimple, and your smile given to everyone you met from a store clerk to the governor. Ask y......Read the rest...
Categories: golfer, brother, eulogy, memorial, memory,
Form: Free verse
So Called Experts Critics and Coaches
...Hard to fathom the logic of the following How in sporting terminology even the great Tiger Woods in his pomp and prime employed the service of a swing coach with not a single major title to ......Read the rest...
Categories: golfer, slam,
Form: Free verse
Birdies and Porkies
...A young golfer came down from Finghall to play a complete round as a single. Then at the Friar's Head some tall tales he did spread as there among friends he did mingle. A veteran of......Read the rest...
Categories: golfer, golf, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Golfing Etiquette
...There was this Scots golfer Sir Percy Hoar Who dinged a poor bloke nigh hole number four This made the dude mighty sore And after Percy he tore For......Read the rest...
Categories: golfer, golf, humorous,
Form: Limerick

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