Golfer Poems - Poems about Golfer

You’re trying to hang tough But your ball's in the rough Don’t throw a fit Just think then hit Forget all that pro stuff ...

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I really am a golfer And let me tell you why Its only when I swing a club I really feel alive I really am a golfer And take my driver out I swing my club and hit the ball As hard and I have might I really and a golfer My ball is in the rough I swing my metal...

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I’m cool, warmed up, loose. I’m gonna crack this ball straight down the fairway all the way to the white post, clean and straight. Yeah. I’m the king of the worm burners, oh, no, I’m the baddest Tiger of these here woods. Ha ha, not bad, I launched that there rocket clean into that oak, missed my forehead,...

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The Tiger is once again winning And hopefully no longer sinning. His wife kicked him out For sleeping about, But now his girlfriend has him grinning....

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“Super Golfer” “Limerick” There was a weird Dictator around. When he played eighteen holes of golf round aides clasped ball with toes and put it in holes. He scored “three hole-in-ones”. What a clown. 03/24/2013....

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There was a weekend duffer named Rolf Who proclaimed he knew all about golf Ball dinged a guy's head Hapless guy saw red Rolf should have yelled "FORE" when...

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There once was a weekend golfer named Rolf Who thought he knew everything about golf His wild ball dinged a guy's head His cuss words best be unsaid Rolf...

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Going Over Land Fast!!...

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Mike had some time to play a game of golf so he and a friend went for the great tee off Mike set that little ball right on top of the tee he thought a hole in one this surely would be He drew the club back to take a great swing but all of a sudden man he...

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