Best Floor Show Poems

When Frankenstein’s bride was created
The monster was surely elated
He asked her to dance
As he sought romance
To screams his poor ego deflated

Count Dracula surveyed the dance...

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Ill Wind
Ill westerly winds were blowing today
Carrying the past to my open door
And moving old dreams that got in it's way
Blowing swept ashes around on...

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I was shopping in the local mall
When a toddler just started to bawl
He stamped his tiny feet
And demanded a treat
But his mum wouldn’t buy a...

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I remember the night of our anniversary so vividly.
Cyril, who locals call 'Cyril the Squirrel' because he's such a miser, 
had just taken a seat...

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Oh joy of vibrant spring debut 
primroses hue
Daffodils glow
Bluebells floor show

Summer shows her glorious blooms
Roses perfumes 
Tulips kisses
Sweet pea blisses 

Rustic views of autumns delight
Begonia...

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Steamy windows, sticky fingers,
nothing ventured, nothing gained,
drapes are open, quite the floor show,
naughty boy, she's got him trained.

They are primed, she strokes her body,
sweaty palms...

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YOUWILL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH YOU HURT ME

I try to open up 
but you slam me shut 
and throw me away like an old cigar...

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feeling his vitamin injection a new adventure begins
a slapstick epic of unfathomable implication here unfolds
as the rat gnawed curtain rises at Ye Bone and Gristle
among...

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My eyes swim up from a tangled seaweed
of long forgotten data.
Now I remember that instead of going home
I stayed on at that topless bar. 

I...

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Midst of the night, clamour for silence
 embarassed glances through a cracked door
 are answered by pitch black's velvet echo,
 enquire of the ice, interogate...

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Why are you going to that nightclub again? I asked my neighbor Jim.
I like the way they make their Mimosas, he told me, lying again....

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Listless images swirl up from tangled seaweed.
Instead of going home to study
a youth stayed on at a topless bar.

This reoccurring nightmare is a parody,
a Dahliesque...

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Listless images swirl up from tangled seaweed.
Instead of going home to study
a youth stayed on at a topless bar.

This reoccurring nightmare is a parody,
a Dahliesque...

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Snowing
blowing

Pure white
delight

Ice-cold
so cold

The trees
all freeze

Oh, ice
not nice

I walk
fall shock

I crash
smash, trash

Crawling
falling

A snow
floor show

The end
amen...

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My eyes swim up from a tangled seaweed
of long forgotten data.
Now I remember that instead of going home
I stayed on at that topless bar. 

I...

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