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Monster Mash

When Frankenstein’s bride was created
The monster was surely elated
He asked her to dance
As he sought romance
To screams his poor ego deflated

Count Dracula surveyed the dance floor
He sought a mate sporting great pallor
“Morticia” stood out
He gave her a shout
But she brushed him off for the Centaur

Incredible Hulk had more luck though
A jolly green lady crooned, “Tango!”
Her gigantic Dad 
Seemed perfectly glad
As he tossed green beans at the floor show

The evening sped by and all mated
No monster was sad or frustrated
The underworld king
Let his decree ring:
“May music play on unabated"



October 20, 2016
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Horsman Avatar
February 2, 2017 at 4:40 PM
Oh just had to read these, limericks will never go out of fashion, especially when as good as these,,,also Carolyn brings back memories of boris (bobby) pickett and the crypt kicker five, and the day i bought the 45rpm...thanks you're a gem
Rycroft Avatar
October 31, 2016 at 12:00 PM
Congrats well-done great poem x
Gasun Avatar
October 31, 2016 at 11:21 AM
Congratulations on your amazing Halloween Poem and win my dear friend, Carolyn. Thank you for your participation and support in my contest. Hugs!
Dietrich Avatar
October 23, 2016 at 9:18 PM
I love how you did this contest theme. WELL DONe, my friend. It was great imagination!!!
Horne Avatar
October 22, 2016 at 3:37 PM
LOL, had a good chuckle at this, love - great to see you posting & hosting a contest too xx
Babcock Avatar
October 22, 2016 at 12:12 PM
I had to laugh at this one Carolyn. Nicely done. Hope all is well with you. Have a lovely weekend. love phyl
Callus Avatar
October 21, 2016 at 4:36 PM
Dear Carolyn, you've always been so good at Limericks, and this 'monster mash' collection is equally good and creative. I had to laugh at the images which you portrayed:) Pity you missed out on the latest Limerick contest! Hugs // paul
Andresen Avatar
October 21, 2016 at 3:39 AM
- Welcome back ... good to see you, Carolyn :) - A fun and creative series of limerick - I wish you a lovely day :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Chircop Avatar
October 21, 2016 at 1:49 AM
Haha..I really loved this and seeing you here too.Very entertaining..Hugs.
Allison Avatar
October 20, 2016 at 4:19 PM
oh these limericks create such a fun story Caroline:-) if you have time do add to the new collaboration:-) hugs Jan xx
Devonshire Avatar
October 20, 2016 at 4:30 PM
Thanks, Jan. I've been gone for a while and don't know what the collaboration is.
Smith Avatar
October 20, 2016 at 3:43 PM
Bravo...love the lim string
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