Best Flappy Poems

Adelie penguins,
dear little things,

black on your backs, 
black on your wings,

round white tummies
and flat pink feet,

your waddle is funny 
and so is your squeak.

When you dive in the water
and porpoise around,

jumping back on your feet
when you land on the ground,

it’s a penguin I’d be,
if a...

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Enter Your Plea

All rise for the honorable judge,
some pimply-faced wiener-teen
with a computer mouse for a gavel,
a keyboard for a bench
and the whole world is on trial.

Welcome to the millennial's millennium
1000 years of cyber-bullying
sworn over oath of the holy Facebook
to rain down judgment from above
like precision...

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I wish ta be happy happy
Not crappy crappy
It's becum easier since becumen a pappy
With a we baby on me lappy 
Some tink me silly and a bit sappy
I don't even mind changin his nappy
It's funny da weird tings dat make me happy!

I like ta dress...

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Giant elephants 






Flappy ears, Ivory tusks and long trunk,
Huge elephant swirls and boom,
Cheerful, royal as a drunken chunk,
As he trumpets, stamps feet, vanishes the gloom,
Now try putting him in the room !





Written Sept 3rd, 2015
Sponsor- Nathan D
Contest- giant animals 

Awarded HM...

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It is so hard in this day and age of blurred lines, wrecking balls and falling trees  to challenge students to see the right side of things,
The way Jesus made others see.  
He who is without sin throws the first stone,  
Two...

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Now, before my sister 
feels cheated
I have to drop for her 
some lines belated!
You are his honourable 
TQ
The reason he left the 
others on the queue!

As into matrimony you 
go,
Peace and subtlety you 
go with I know!
You are his honourable 
TQ
The reason he left the...

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The scenery was magnificent, and the morning was slightly hot,
Our land cruiser was windowless, and sitting in a lovely spot.

The giraffes were splendid, and much bigger than I'd expected,
One could hardly gaze at the vast savanna and not be affected! 

They moved with an elegance...

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The couch invisible,
 hidden by a body of mass

His gut rises 
His gigantic thighs
His round ankles
His flappy breasts
His chin rests on
a pillow of fat that
jiggles 

                He devours his heavy...

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A BUM FISHERMAN

A fisherman’s wife waiting for her man.
The slight finger she lifts, for waving fan.
Grilled bass and crappie,
a cure for flappy?
The bum’s been devising a diet plan.

3/14/2018...

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123... Take me on a date, bake me a cake, make me happy! Birds are flappy, nerds are geeky. Art, in a cart, maybe a fart. Socks are stinky, I drop a pencil, oh no! 133... Take me on a date, bake me a cake,...

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Sometimes I feel, 
that life is not real.

Sometimes I feel so fake,
like I could use a stake,
to hurt myself but I won't.

Sometimes I feel so happy,
but feel so flappy,
My lips are chappy.

As I turned away i looked in the mirror,
I seen no hair, in the...

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Crystal Waters



Crystal waters
And foreign rain 
Bring 
Fluffy clouds of
wool and tweed 
Cashmere, engineered
Cotton fields of fiber, seed and flappy lobe
Supplying fabric, textured textile 
Thread and string 
Spun into spheres 
Layered and interwoven 
Seamed, stitched and hemmed
A sheet, a leaf , a membrane 
Chained captives 
Held...

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On that day my soul grew happy;
The amusement brought such sorrow;
It was flappy;
You warned me about the Pizarro;

I heard a golden, funny pulling;
But in the fact that it was buzzing;
And its eyes have all the hollering;
With such a passion for collaring;

Off the eleven story building...

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Dear daughter,I know you tired,
Yeah,you think I got you fired,
You worried why I havent brought you,
To planet earth and grow you,
It isnt my fault please,
Am looking for the best mum with ease,
Who will cherish and give you care,
And cover you with warmth when bare.

I want...

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The Kalahari 


Kneaded clay
Form creases 
The thirst of desert  
blinding dust and wind 
Collide of wave and tide 

Females carry the tribe 
Their large flappy ears 
Fan them cool 
Muddy pools 
Their sunshade and lemonade 

Their long trunk, their utensil  and instrument 

The...

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