Best Facebook Poems

I'll have to unfriend you on Facebook
your postings are driving me mad.
I'm starting to think that you're lonely,
I'm starting to think that you're sad.

I don't want to know what your cat's called
or when he last went for a wee.
I couldn't care less where your Nan...

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Friends

Acting

Crazy

Everyone

Being

Of

One

Kind...

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the bright monitor
glares through inky darkness--
a clock ticks

My heart lurches painfully in my chest as my mind tries to process what I'm seeing. My mug of coffee sits on the coffee table -- how fitting -- beside my laptop, releasing its unique aroma into the...

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Facebook is a website we can talk and play
Many applications to while away the day
I have made many friends some new and old
Many conversations and stories are told

You are never lonely when you visit the site
You can stay there a minute or all the night
You...

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My Facebook friends,
They are those I describe as universal family.
For, some bring inspiration to what I write
As they motivate what I do daily,
The good ones are like the sugary sprite.

My Facebook friends,
Show concern to what’s on your mind status.
That’s due to their responsible commentary
It determines...

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Hi!
	Smiley
Click
	Like
Click click
	H5
Smiley
	Like click
Click like
Like	
	smiley
Click like
Like	
	like
Love
	Sad
Click
	love
brb
	Smiley
Click 
 Thumbs up
	Love
Click
click click click click click
Replaces battery on mouse
LOL
	Like Smiley
Ohh
	LOL click
Reply		like
Click
	ROFL
click  smiley
Like 	wow
Smiley
	LOL
like
Click
Bye
	like bye
final click...

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I've been doing some soul searching and it's time to wake up
Nasty comments on Facebook when religion issues come up 
Really starting to suck!
I highly doubt that the management are up to any good
This morning I woke to a photo of ISIS no Robin Hood
I...

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If Heaven had a Facebook, how happy I would be.
To find that they were up there, and that they could talk to me. 

I would tell them once again, how much I really care.
I could listen to the stories I know they love to share.

We...

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He looks
Facebook

   Her name!!
   Old flame!

      She wears!!
       new hair
        
         Redhead
   ...

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Every image and text we post on Facebook
is selected and air-brushed,
to present our lives as we would like it to be,
sharing images for self congratulation and gloating.

We are both the viewer and the viewed, 
the audience and the actor
mutually disclosing tarnished, 
filtered and selected images...

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This is a warning to all my facebook friends
Double check your posts before you press send
You see I did not do this & a friend I did offend

My post was meant to say, “ you are looking Good”
Instead it said ,”you are looking Old”
Now my...

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to all of you that think facebook is just a game 
posting all your business without any shame 
now dont you think it's just a little strange 
sharing your life with people that only knows you by name  

our profiles has our name and...

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When one door opens,
the second being closed

Facebook profile
Social networks
There everything can happen

763 friends ... (friends ?)
6,786 likes ... (really ?)
138 talking about it ... (wooow !)

Do we know who sees
everything we do on Facebook ?
Openness or stupidity
No ethical rules

We must always be updated
Even the truth...

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A Dark Reflection 

We are all hunters masked by Usernames and Handles
We capture the moments that eventually become rambles,
In our history of past and prehistoric posts that puncture
We yearn for likes and loves this desperate hunger,

Snap, Send, Screenshot, 
Snap, Screenshot, Send,

We Filter others criticism and...

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Bits 'n Pieces of my soul
to be downloaded by the Marketplace
(or souled for a pittance at your request)
Doth thou find me Likeable?
God Bless my Fakebook Self!
All the shiny bots N pieces I've manicured just for you? 
Why, they're just a miniscule reflection 
An endless mirror,
scattered...

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