Best Facebook Poems
I'll have to unfriend you on Facebook
your postings are driving me mad.
I'm starting to think that you're lonely,
I'm starting to think that you're sad.
I don't want to know what your cat's called
or when he last went for a wee.
I couldn't care less where your Nan lives,
or what you might have for your tea.
I find all your illnesses funny,
can anyone suffer so much
Each day they seem to be different,
and you like to keep people in touch.
The people who answer your comments
all seem to have problems as well.
Half of them struggle with English,
the other half can't even spell.
So now you will have to excuse me
I'm taking my name off your list
I know I'll feel better without you
and I bet I won't even be missed....
Friends
Acting
Crazy
Everyone
Being
Of
One
Kind
My Facebook friends,
They are those I describe as universal family.
For, some bring inspiration to what I write
As they motivate what I do daily,
The good ones are like the sugary sprite.
My Facebook friends,
Show concern to what’s on your mind status.
That’s due to their responsible commentary
It determines the vital point of focus,
Obviously, that becomes secondary.
My Facebook friends,
Mostly, live in their countries of the continent.
But, they’re often seen on the social media
Some don’t have enough but they’re content,
I guess, they do like to read as well the Wikipedia.
My Facebook friends,
Bring to bear, some life’s emotions.
In view of what I read on their page-wall
It may be due to some hurts and frustrations,
However, the religious ones make firm decision not to fall.
My Facebook friends,
Make options to block and remove.
Thus, those they later describe as predator
Above all, there are those to share love,
When it comes to the ones they closely monitor.
My Facebook friends,
Have what it takes when it comes to support.
Therefore, the essence of this global village
Some get involve and engage in terms of good report,
With gender equality and positive mindset we can manage.
Facebook is a website we can talk and play
Many applications to while away the day
I have made many friends some new and old
Many conversations and stories are told
You are never lonely when you visit the site
You can stay there a minute or all the night
You can visit friends without leaving the room
If you go to work you can come back to it soon
There are many lovely people out there
People who love you people that care
If you have problems they will help if they can
Many groups set up so you can become a fan
Play games with friends and chat with them too
They will always be there on facebook for you
If you’re feeling down it won’t be for long
Friends cheer you up and you feel you belong
Hatchlings and smiles are little aps
Or a virtual farmyard for you perhaps
Kisses and pokes you send to your pals
There are aps for men and aps for the gals
A heart for close pals that goes down well
Most friends will like that i can tell
It’s a sign of friendship it means you care
You can talk to people anyplace, anywhere
So all you need is a pc that’s on-line
Friends will be there for you all the time
A place where friendship never ends
This is a tribute to my facebook friends
Hi!
Smiley
Click
Like
Click click
H5
Smiley
Like click
Click like
Like
smiley
Click like
Like
like
Love
Sad
Click
love
brb
Smiley
Click
Thumbs up
Love
Click
click click click click click
Replaces battery on mouse
LOL
Like Smiley
Ohh
LOL click
Reply like
Click
ROFL
click smiley
Like wow
Smiley
LOL
like
Click
Bye
like bye
final click
I've been doing some soul searching and it's time to wake up
Nasty comments on Facebook when religion issues come up
Really starting to suck!
I highly doubt that the management are up to any good
This morning I woke to a photo of ISIS no Robin Hood
I once wrote that the Internet can be a terrible place
Now I am convinced it is the beginning of the end for the human race
Before the Internet existed emotions ran raw
But they were contained to one single shore
Is this healthy for anyone at all?
Facebook is making the money and the owner is having a ball
Sadly a lot of people do not realize this at all
When something diabolical happens who will take the fall?
If Heaven had a Facebook, how happy I would be.
To find that they were up there, and that they could talk to me.
I would tell them once again, how much I really care.
I could listen to the stories I know they love to share.
We could tell a few good jokes, and have a laugh or two.
Talk about the old times, and the struggles we went through.
I would post a pic each day, of something lovely they should see,
And hope that they could do the same, and send pics back to me.
The beauty we would see them post, would surpass all that's here,
Love and Hope and Happiness, with no room for pain and fear.
If Heaven had a Facebook, how dear that this would be,
So I could talk a few more times, to my friends and family.
A Dark Reflection
We are all hunters masked by Usernames and Handles
We capture the moments that eventually become rambles,
In our history of past and prehistoric posts that puncture
We yearn for likes and loves this desperate hunger,
Snap, Send, Screenshot,
Snap, Screenshot, Send,
We Filter others criticism and replace with illusions
Of the authenticity for that is pure delusion,
We change too much for others and our minds have altered
Our lack of consistency has been far too relevant,
Repost, Retweet, Republish,
Retweet, Republish, Repost,
The fragment of life caught in a picture is like a pet
We use it for laughter and love our needs are completely met,
We conceive Stories made of hopeful bliss
Alone we are sucked of joy like a dementors kiss,
Unfollow, Unfriend, Block,
Unfriend, Unfollow, Block,
We streak the social media universe with Hashtags and Vines
Our time deteriorates forever declined,
Although these platforms offer sorrows that are deadly
They also bring joy in a harmonious medley,
Look, Like, Love,
Like, Love, Look,
It connects through light boxes around the earth
Showing us an unimaginable worth,
It links us through the vast and titanic interwebs
It brings light and sight while dejection ebbs,
Friend, Follow, Forget
Friend, Follow, Forget
We fathom the magnitude of what it means to be a friend
We never meet we never eat we just like to play pretend,
Will it ever end
Missing links and broken ties our normal obstruction
Movie dates and walks in the park will help our construction,
We can build a better Story.
He looks
Facebook
Her name!!
Old flame!
She wears!!
new hair
Redhead
instead!
Makes date
She's late :(
They greet
"Let's....eat!"
Converse...
What's worse?
He's bored :(
"Pleeeeaze...Lord!!!"
Gets dark
No spark
Goodbye....
He sighs
They part
sad heart
Throws dice
try twice???? :)
He looks
Facebook
Inspired by Brian Strand's April footle contest
Every image and text we post on Facebook
is selected and air-brushed,
to present our lives as we would like it to be,
sharing images for self congratulation and gloating.
We are both the viewer and the viewed,
the audience and the actor
mutually disclosing tarnished,
filtered and selected images and impressions
to create a make-believe social world.
Now we learn that our private data
and that of our friends
has been leaked to those that
can analyse and create a profile
or our weaknesses and vulnerabilities.
Advertisements and fake news stories
are fed to our in-boxes
to change the way we think.
A chest-full of tarnished reflections
left on our 'Welcome' mats.
Facebook faces front and rear,
are all tarnished reflections.
Bits 'n Pieces of my soul
to be downloaded by the Marketplace
(or souled for a pittance at your request)
Doth thou find me Likeable?
God Bless my Fakebook Self!
All the shiny bots N pieces I've manicured just for you?
Why, they're just a miniscule reflection
An endless mirror,
scattered pixellated gems--
An electronic finger pointing back at Me.
The manicured, curated Me I've
divvied up for you to see, Yes--
but Nonetheless, you didn't protest;
Or did Thou?
This is a warning to all my facebook friends
Double check your posts before you press send
You see I did not do this & a friend I did offend
My post was meant to say, “ you are looking Good”
Instead it said ,”you are looking Old”
Now my friend has blocked me thinking I was mean and cold
So next time, don't be like me and press send
Without double checking if auto correct changed your words
Now you have offended and have to make amends
Forever war, an effort
to remove the Iranian regime.
Or is it just more of diversion from
his dirty sins? What comes after the
sirens ringing out. Spiraling out of control?
Slaughter and retaliation. Tis escalating, is the
Iranian Civil War. In division they stand, half are
in dire rage, they are. Allah, O divine intervention
for fractured souls, whilst the other half are elated!
Soldiers, journalists, reporters, Revolutionary Guard
Corporation, unrest, kill war machines, IDF strikes
human tragedies about to unfold.
\ \ \ \ | | / / / /
US Ambassadors
may be in this
chaos
for a
hundred
more years!—RAL
gutted our voice staff
uprising or diversion?
US SOS
USA/Israel/ Iran War
2/28/26
to all of you that think facebook is just a game
posting all your business without any shame
now dont you think it's just a little strange
sharing your life with people that only knows you by name
our profiles has our name and our address too
now what if someone was actually stalking you
you really would'nt be that hard to find
and that's a little scary with a world so full of crime
there is always someone out there that just uses this site
only to find out what you were doing last night
and all this information is available to your kid
so they can see all that you're doing or did
still you tell all you plan to do
not realizing everyone who's friends with you
so next time you post try thinking twice
do you really want to share everything about your life
hey you dont have to listen to what i say
keep posting your life anyway
and we'll just say it was an act of carma
that you got caught up in this facebook drama
When one door opens,
the second being closed
Facebook profile
Social networks
There everything can happen
763 friends ... (friends ?)
6,786 likes ... (really ?)
138 talking about it ... (wooow !)
Do we know who sees
everything we do on Facebook ?
Openness or stupidity
No ethical rules
We must always be updated
Even the truth can be a lie
The world is constantly changing
... The development
Congratulations as husband and wife
Sorry, but I have no Facebook account
... no kiss for the bride ?
08.08.2017
- Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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