Best Essex Poems


Essex Fields

Saturday was shopping then a walk Epping,Ongar,Finchingfield by car

Reading book reviews and chewing stalks

Buttercups and meadows,Henry Moore

Driving back from Chelmsford, cornfields flamed

Smoke and fire and earth, the sun dismayed

Farmers working hard, a harvest, grain

The sky through mist a cobalt blue displayed

Standon with its fords and wandering cows

Little rivers,Essex, flowing down

The Stort joins with the Lea,a gurglimg sound

Water for the Thames and mossy ground

The earth feels like my body sacrificed

The artist’s canvas stretched ,a mat

Essex Harvest

Saturday was shopping then a walk Epping,Ongar,Finchingfield by car

Reading book reviews and chewing stalks

Buttercups and meadows,Henry Moore

Driving back from Chelmsford, cornfields flamed

Smoke and fire and earth, the sun dismayed

Farmers working hard, a harvest, grain

The sky through mist a cobalt blue displayed

Standon with its fords and wandering cows

Little rivers,Essex, flowing down

The Stort joins with the Lea,a gurglimg sound

Water for the Thames and mossy ground

The earth feels like my body sacrificed

The artist’s canvas stretched ,a matri1

For whom the Bell hotel tolls; pithier version

Their ma & pa were Eastenders 

Blah blah..don’t remember the Blitz

Lit the bonfire..won't call it quits


Make even their kids crazy..like nits

Hazy troll scroll hits

Society in bits due to fascist fits


Dimwits just going on benders

To the nutter gutter they descend

Quixotic pretend patriotic defenders


Horrific hateful slurry..getting lippy

Like their tan..the glory of a tandoori

Sh**  hypocrite story…more in a hurry

For a plateful of curry.. than a Mr Whippy

Or a trip to the chippy


Oblivion.. foster an imposter roster

But brag..as minions from the 

Dominions opinions they gag


No refrain from disdain campaign

Vain..inane..insane Reform reign pain

Yet bet still the norm to holiday in Spain


It’s a farce..you are working class

Toffs scoff..no VIP pass 

Stop.. just being an ar*se

Fooled..fueled and ridiculed

By public schooled top brass


Belligerent…militant instruments

But insolent..indolent & ignorant

These refugees are innocent

No different…like you a descendant of an immigrant


Tomfoolery cash for a stash 

Of bold gold jewellery 

Sold their souls at the polls

For whom “the Bell” (hotel) tolls


Farage barrage racist goals pepping

News airs..or views flares

Dares from their speakers


Roles of shoals of brash proles prepping 

Mass of thrill seekers going for the 

Kill in crass flash sneakers in Epping


Due to the "colour of your skin"

"No room at the inn".. spin

"Don't let them in" chagrin din


Charlie snorted...no parley

Reported we have resorted

To getting it sorted by them being deported


Cardinal sin..won't let them win

Cos Asylum Seekers they are schlepping

Costa Del Essex?

Their ma & pa were Eastenders 

Blah blah..don’t remember the Blitz

Brash Cockney pretenders..same flash apparel

Let's get our mitts on a stash of Aperol spritz


Dimwits just going on benders

Bawdy tawdry mockney skits

Gits getting off their t*ts

Twits showing off their bits

Who fits?..Identikit Brits..pout

All about the clout of gaudy glitz


Silhouettes of stiletto dancers & handbags

Riff raff as naff as an 80’s cornetto

Perms & permatans..sl*gs..fancy dans in glad rags

Rhyming slang falsetto twang libretto


Chancers on a stag..s*ag nip & tuck hags

Nags of WAGS made up to the nines

Brag after cocaine lines did blag

One snag..look like a dag in drag


All from the fashion label stable

No restraint.. cannot refrain

Grandstand the brands fable 

Diadora diaspora ..Fila Villa

With a Pierre Cardin Jardin

Taint just like they do in Spain


Sex..success…the way you dress

Prosecco fizz...getting in a tizz

Gilded specs and builded pecs


Greed and that need to impress

Avoid don't feed this schadenfreude hell 

That is indeed called Costa Del ESSEX