Best Especially Poems

She’s as dry as a woman can be
No longer wet from dribbling wee
She’s got 'Tom' in her pants
She can run, she can dance
No more leaks, she is now so carefree


30th March 2015...

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Sing a song of sickness after a barrel full of rye
Two men drank the whiskey and soon they were pie eyed
They woke up in a prison cell; their heads began to ring
Now they know the consequences too much alcohol can bring

Sadly in their drunken state...

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Dark, black, midnight in my cup.
Cream is light, especially sweet.

Hot, warm, rekindle Winter’s mug.
Bitter chill, biting, nipping at heels.

“Baby it’s cold outside” teeny trees.
Tenderness handled in warm grip.

The pour fell into the cold-temp cup.
Warmth filled every space, then

my lips, my tongue, inside cheeks;
fills cherry mountains...

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I hate every living thing.
Animals only have their instinct
which is why some of them are extinct.
The only thing they know is that they should mate and eat
the reason behind them ending up in hunters’ pit.
Some plants have some spiky thorn
that can make all who touches,...

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EVERYTHING WAS CREATED BY THE ALMIGHTY MAN
FOR EVERYTHING TO BE CONTROLLED AND ROLLED BY MAN
THE FOWLS, THE CREATURES, THE EARTH
EVERY LIVING AND NONE LIVING THINGS MAN
SO WHY ON EARTH THE MAN DEM SIT DOWN ON THE STREET CORNER ONLY WANT TO 
SMOKE, DRINK AND BUSS...

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My thanks to my fans and fannies on Soup

    You're appreciated by this old poop

         For gracious comments so kind

             Verse to...

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Amelia she loves to chat and tells an amusing story
But dear readers BEWARE – this one’s a little gory
She worked long hours at night as a barmaid
It was a job she loved and good wages she got paid

She’d had a busy day and her pits...

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The ladies all love me, well, they they love my parts
Have to fend them off with a stick, their love's off the charts
No big surprise
With my two crossed eyes
And a body to die for especially my large naughty parts...

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Pale Reflection of the Color of Life
Clear Vision of Evaded Memories
Time is Unstoppable when it does not seem to Move
Love is Painful when it Cares the most
Hopeless Decisions feed the Pain...Especially Now

A Dark Night caters to the Conscience
New feelings that must be Old
Restlessly waiting for...

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Good Friday Gratitude to Settlers
Columbus gave it lip service
He loved the Virgin Mary
Almost knew Jesus Christ
Could not have had the Holy Spirit Fire

Today, or any hour of night and day,
Brian Houston’s Ministry covers the Globe
With youth singing out heart and soul
To Christ, though disguised in...

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especially you
I love the way 
you love me 
I love you 
cos I can always 
fly in your humour
you keep me high 
all time with your 
love and care
I got a lot love before 
but you I can't do without
yes 
especially you 

especially you
blow up...

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Nine solid months of changes, you carried me
While I am in your womb, You take care for me
Your shape, I unshaped
Your stamina, I weaken

With every food you intake, I partake
With every emotions, I feel you too
With every movement, we both sway
With everything, together you and...

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In a beautiful garden long, long ago
Creator God made a man 
Man on his own alone was only half the plan
So Creator God made him a woman
And that is how it all began
In a garden called Eden

Way, way down in time
Creator God made a Wally...

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...Actually polish with a furniture polish...
Not use it as an air freshener.
...Notice the surrounding wildlife...
Pick any room of your house.
...Finally do laundry...
And separate the colors.
...Strike up a conversation...
With that wrong number.
...Assign page numbers...
To the Internet.
...Watch a special on Hawking theories...
Then call the BBC to argue...

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BUT   ESPECIALLY   EAST   LANSING


Cell phone with a woodywoodpecker ringtone;
Russian style  of guitar-playing with strummed beats;
Regina-Saskatoon red-eye with “collapsible” seats;
Getting a ticket for 2 minutes in a Lansing no-parking zone.

Disco guys old enough to be your grandfather 
With shaved...

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