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She's Dry - Written Especially For Armand

She’s as dry as a woman can be
No longer wet from dribbling wee
She’s got 'Tom' in her pants
She can run, she can dance
No more leaks, she is now so carefree


30th March 2015

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Eve Roper April 7, 2015 at 11:04 PM :) Oh so funny, you're my hero of laughter. hugs friend Jan Allison April 8, 2015 at 2:08 AM LOL Eve I did a series - she's wet, she's dry and hold on darling- I'm coming lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso April 3, 2015 at 6:31 PM Well if you were to ask me if I liked this, I would have to answer with one word "Depends" Jan Allison April 3, 2015 at 6:40 PM lol we don't have them over here they are Tena lady but when Armand commented to me about Sam the idea of 'Sam in your pants' ... well i couldn't resist - but I could only find images for Tom so simply changed the name lol :-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith March 31, 2015 at 7:11 PM Reminds me of the commercials they ran back in the 80's....Summers Breeze...hugs Tim Jan Allison April 1, 2015 at 2:21 AM They passed me by Tim lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Scott Thirtyseven March 31, 2015 at 1:16 PM laughing Jan Allison March 31, 2015 at 4:16 PM Thanks Scott:-) hungs jan xx

James Fraser March 31, 2015 at 12:59 PM Haha, nice one Jan, hugs//James xx Jan Allison March 31, 2015 at 4:15 PM Thanks James:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka March 31, 2015 at 9:29 AM Too cute! I needed this grin this morning! John and Jack need to watch out. This is right up there with their Limericks and very deserving. Jan Allison March 31, 2015 at 4:14 PM Thanks Janet:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich March 30, 2015 at 6:09 PM haha. Good one, and also Carefree is a product name here in the states!! Jan Allison March 30, 2015 at 6:14 PM They have them here Andrea but the thought of Tom or Sam in your pants appealed to me even more lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne March 30, 2015 at 6:07 PM Maybe "She's got 'Arm' in her pants" as an alternative to line 3. (A.r.m. stands for "Absorbs Renal Mist") Jan Allison March 30, 2015 at 6:13 PM lol my friend:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne March 30, 2015 at 6:00 PM You are just too funny. Good idea not to be drinking anything when reading one of your limericks. It messes up the computer screen! Jan Allison March 30, 2015 at 6:02 PM LOL Armand - the credit goes to you for inspiring me to write this one:-) Hugs Jan xx

Steve Mcclellan March 30, 2015 at 5:38 PM Beats ants in the pants Jan :) Steve Jan Allison March 30, 2015 at 5:41 PM ha ha ha :-) Hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick March 30, 2015 at 5:27 PM Cute one!! Got a chuckle..Thanks for stopping by..I have seen an ad on TV about a product like this but I think they are calling it Sam..Sara Jan Allison March 30, 2015 at 5:33 PM Armand mentioned about having 'Sam in your pants' but I couldn't find any images so when I found 'Tom' i changed the name lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez March 30, 2015 at 5:21 PM LOL! How about Dick? and Harry? funny! Love ya girl! Hey...missed this...and I was away for just a day...Hugs! Jan Allison March 30, 2015 at 5:25 PM I am sure they thought about using 'dick' as a name for the product ... then decided against it for some reason lol oh heck will need to get 'Tom' in my pants now lol:-) xx Jan Allison March 30, 2015 at 5:23 PM Thanks for dropping by Kim - several others have continued this saga of poems and 'she's wet' and 'hold on Darling i'm coming ' have also had some additions lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen March 30, 2015 at 2:41 PM - "TOM" means EMPTY on Norwegian :) - Tena Lady in Norway :))))) - I laugh out loud ..... maybe I need a Tena Lady right now :)))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison March 30, 2015 at 2:43 PM Tena in the UK - Armand mentioned a product called 'Sam' but I could only find an image of 'Tom' - hope their other products aren't called Dick and harry lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud March 30, 2015 at 11:24 AM I'm in stitches, jan... you are wicked, lol.. huggs Jan Allison March 30, 2015 at 11:27 AM oh dear I've been discovered lol - Armand commented on my 'I'm wet poem' and made a cheeky comment hence I'm dry was written lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser March 30, 2015 at 8:56 AM :D!!! funny sweet Jan.. :D! hugs ..olive elosia Jan Allison March 30, 2015 at 11:15 AM Thanks Olive:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison March 30, 2015 at 8:12 AM Guess that'a British product eh!!! We have "Poise" over here... a giggle from me! LOL Hugs, Brother Jack xxx Jan Allison March 30, 2015 at 8:14 AM We have tena ladies here Jack but Armand mentioned 'SAM' in Canada but couldn't find a pic of them so found TOM lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Njeri Hunjeri March 30, 2015 at 5:06 AM Lol. Jan are u starting another string of laughter after the 'she's wet'? This should be good. Jan Allison March 30, 2015 at 7:32 AM Yes Njeri - Armand made a comment so I had to go with the flow lol :-) Hugs Jan xx