Best Ducked Poems

It happened in an elementary school
On the monthe of October 18th
The children were in the classroom
They were all seated ready to learn
One child hurried into the classroom
He was about to be seated at the desk
The teacher said " You don't sit there now
"I moved your...

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Look at the president
dressed in patriotic drag
See how he’s bubble wrapped
in his American kilt flag
Notice how he sashays about
in his patriotic beauty pageant dress
Asking you to give your country more,
when he always found a way to give less
With an idiotic wink and an imbecilic nod,
he...

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I ducked I dove I dodged the rain
Here I stand above the pain
I kicked and cried for far to long
Yet it made me wise it made me strong
My life was empty it was dead
With the worthless tears I shed
Now I live now I dance
Here I...

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