'twas the Night Before

'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE...

'Twas the night before Christmas
All the kids were in bed
I looked at 'her'  face 
And liked the look that I read

Just when things began to matter
I heard the real ugly sound of a clatter
I thought it was probably the kid next door
And realized that 'she' had started to snore

So I got out of bed and looked outside
You'll never guess the scene that I spied
It was Grandpa and Grandma in a hot embrace
'midst the trash from the can all over the place

To me it was truly a sight to behold
I guess they were thinking they wern't too old
To frolic around like they were thirty
Rolling on the ground and getting all dirty

What had happened, was plain to see
They were trying to bring in a Christmas tree
They tripped on the trash can and both took a fall
 Had trouble getting back up, and that was all

Unaware that I had a great view
At what they had been attempting to do
I quickly ducked back into the house
Jumped back in bed as quiet as a mouse

'She' was still snoring and sleeping so well
I hadn't the nerve to wake her and tell
Of the sight I had seen out on the ground
From two old folks just rollin' around

Trying to bring in a huge Chrstmas tree
For all the family to decorate and see
I'll never forget it but I hope nevermore
To see what I saw on the night 'twas before

22 November 2019
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Gauthier Avatar
March 2, 2020 at 1:09 PM
Totally delightful, Curtis. We even forgive you that the idea of helping them up never crossed your mind. LOL A FAVE for me.
Dietrich Avatar
December 15, 2019 at 3:18 PM
this is clever and adorable, Curtis. Congrats on the win and congrats to you.
Moorman Avatar
December 15, 2019 at 4:01 PM
Thanks, Andrea, and Merry Christmas! I appreciate the Christmas card and the sharing.
May Avatar
December 14, 2019 at 9:35 PM
Haha, Nicely done Curtis, Congrats on your win
Moorman Avatar
December 15, 2019 at 3:59 PM
Thanks, Joseph! Merry Christmas to you and yours!
Gauthier Avatar
December 14, 2019 at 1:02 PM
Congrats on your win, Curtis. Well done.
Moorman Avatar
December 14, 2019 at 2:50 PM
Thanks,,Line and Merry Christmas, dear friend!
Warrior Avatar
November 22, 2019 at 3:12 PM
Curtsy boy...this was fantastic my jigging bro...you gave me a chuckle...now I'm ready to jig lol...with my wheelchair that is...later dude...^WW^ :o)
Moorman Avatar
November 22, 2019 at 4:39 PM
Thanks a load jigging bro. I just told Heidi I'd starve to death as a standup comic! lol Put a little bit of WD-40 on your wheelchair and jig into a Happy Thanksgiving Day master poet and artistic friend!
Sands Avatar
November 22, 2019 at 2:09 PM
This is great Curtis. You had me laughing with this poem. Well done! :)
Moorman Avatar
November 22, 2019 at 4:35 PM
Well, Heidi, I hope others will find it funny as well. I wrote it to be humorous, just to try my luck but I'd starve to death as a standup comic! lol Thanks for stopping by!
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