Best Drinking Poems

I remember the days just you and me,                                laughing and drinking a cup of rose tea.                         ...

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Fly in orbit, fly in creep, 
Margin on the edge of sleep,
Feast your portion from the best.;
I would bargain blood for rest! 
Leave your frantic fantasies bare, 
Sculpted onto empty air. 

Fly, you have not heard my plea.
You zoom in on my ear, my knee....

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I sip and think
I slip and sink
If drinking was building, I would have owned a pyramid
I sip and pee
I sleep at three
If drinking was studying, I would have owned a Phd...

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I am drinking you
With my eyes open wide
And my lips moist
My nose catching scent

I am eating you
Savouring every little detail
My tongue distinguishing
Sweet, sour, salt

I am seeing you
With veiled eyes
Shedding tears of salt
And sweetness

I am hearing you
And all the words
Not said but guessed
In all the small...

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A beautiful vibrant woman you once were
Now you live your life in an alcoholic blur
Lying in a hospital bed your skin is turning yellow
Your hubby is finding it hard to cope, he’s such a lovely fellow

But your love is now for the bottle it makes...

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Drinking drugging, chug a lugging,
Cruising down the poncy street,
Drunk a 40 cats a hugging,
Look out 4 this ***** on heat,

Brain a thumpin, blood a pumping,
Dogs a humping, jelly beans to eat,
Cant get me car outa park,
So brain dead I cannot speak, 

Flashing forth in me...

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Underage drinking has taken its tolls on all the teenagers today, including the ones under
the age of 21. It's been affecting the minds of all young people for years to come. I'm
told that drinking too much alcoholic beverages, including vodka, can not just mess up
their...

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O' me favorite sport must be drinkin.'
That's the way that God made me I'm thinkin.'
For it seems without fail,
If I start quaffin' ale,
That the landlord will send me home stinkin.'...

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A Pirate Drinking Song

Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of rum
Pirates sing to the pipe and drum
North wind blows with a Gale's horn
Snapping the canvas with a deafening mourn

Battles are fought, plunder is sought
To ports abound, it is Rum that is bought

We ride the waves seeking adventure...

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Drinking and Playing


Drinking and drinking Irish whiskey and red wine
They all thought they saw a spotted giraffe recline
Statistics say play
Oh ya, come what may
then they started playing with a fat porcupine.

Written: 4/14/15
Theresa Marie...

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I don’t have a drinking problem
I drink til I get drunk
Then I stumble home
    Where I live all alone
        And I diddle my own junk.
I don’t have a drinking problem
The problem is you see
When I...

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Shaking hands, legs covered in blood...
Where am I? 
My vision is a blur, but I can’t unsee you.
Nothing about this feels right.

I hear your voice, again and again:
“Just take the pills, they’ll give you a thrill.”
For a moment they’ll numb my brain.
But it’s two in...

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He is addicted to the bottle
Despite what his words tell a friend
His hands reach out to the liquor
As if it contains the cure for his failures
He takes a drink, never thinking
Of all the pain this poison will bring
To him, his wife and their children
Everyone who...

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I opened up the window,
the street noise came crashing in.
Pushing sadness in the hole 
where my heart once should have been.

I see the crumpled bed sheets, 
where the two of us would lie.
It’s hard to see what happened,
through these tears filling my eyes.

It feels like...

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There once was a man named O'Dean
Who wasn't too bright or too keen
He sneezed at the bar
Filling everyone's jar
And, that's why our beer is now green...

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