Best Divorced Poems

--- BEFORE---

love birds coo coo  coo
mouths holding honeymoon hands
sailing rapture glow

                        ---NOW---

he morphed into a  shabby computerholic couch potato
triple sour...

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Rugby SCRUM* DANCE for Divorced and Dis-abused Wedding Guests

(Packs made up of eight « players » (see note below) may be formed indifferently : either segregate the sexes or mix them up. No sweat ! Only keep children away !)

First Half

Step up
Both parties, now 
Take...

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To be alone,tired and depressed, left out in the cold, not wanted.
 Walking down a wet and wintery lane, having no definite destination.
 Drinking with friends, and laughing, going back to an empty house, and crying.
 Working, for what future, feeling miserable, and full of...

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When you waved to me, Amanda
I liked it in my blindness,
I thought there were many in Uganda
Far better or in your likeness
Now east, west I wander
Searching your likeness
But I have got none like you, Amanda
They all lack your liveliness.

When I saw your back fading away...

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I near got divorced from my marriage 
Eyes wandered, as I walked with my carriage 
It was on St. Patrick's Day 
When I stopped a girl to say... 
Hello...instead of shopping for cabbage 

My wife saw the girl give me a smile 
She noticed as...

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DIVORCED 

perhaps I was young, unknown
perhaps my presence was a number ,unseen
for they made their decisions ,not thought of
and I missed them so, unnoticed.

perhaps we needed to talk
for I too had a choice, unheard
and when I wonder why, unanswered
yet I miss him without question, he...

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Turning with the wind
Lost letters
To the wind
Death Letters
To you I sent

How I lived 
I'm not too sure
To you I survived
To die again

keep them or toss them
Goodbye my love 
The wind will know 
What was there

Goodbye

I will always love you 
But I can't stay here
If I...

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Divorced

She was smiling

A small victory

Would he be contesting the house

No

The cars

No

Half the savings

No

You’re agreeing with everything

Yes

I must say, that is very generous of you

He smiled

She didn’t

You’re giving me everything, just like that

Do you have a problem with that

No, I’m just surprised

I think that concludes our...

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divorced

pause.
between the last syllable of your goodbye
and the memory 
of all we promised to each other
is a dream that will not die
a suspended sunset 
that once gifted our eyes
old moon in a tired sky
cacophony of crickets 
in the backdrop as you cry
with questions that ask...

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a person subjected to the 
babblings of one middle-aged-
newly-single, to someone whose 
status has not yet been revealed 
to them, stirs in distraction,
when whatever one was trying
to get done is now bothered by
the subtle & soon intrusive 
investigative measures being
applied by this man/woman
who has been...

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Always so... cordial
  Unfailingly... polite
    Cold-as-ice... phony smiles
            plastered to our faces

Tedious, boring... but not unpleasantly so
  nodding, agreeing... with nothing in particular

Infernos of hatred raging within us
 ...

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Winter has arrived with a vengeance up north
Seems earlier each year a new climate has morphed
Here's what I say to that
Shove it down your hatch
Cold weather and yours truly have officially divorced...

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She was a less-than-truckload lady
Who’d signed a contract for the long haul
With the interstate driver she married.
But that trucker kept a bogus bill of lading
And a logbook full of lot lizard flings.
So now she’s rolling down the big slab
In her hubby’s bobtail bulldog,
His gooseneck flatbed...

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You severed me for your paramour,
My first love, you are mon amour, 

Doxy of love surround your heart, 
Betrayed in the lanes of my sweeheart, 

Sweeping the hectic lanes,
Sleeping in the lonely fanes, 

I feel solaced in this heavy rain,
Why is this pity a condolement...

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I love seeing you after a long week
I hate the feeling of driving to your house
I love how we play video games together
I hate that it was all we did
I love my mother
I hate all the problems you made for her
I loved our talks
I hated...

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