The Recently Divorced

a person subjected to the babblings of one middle-aged- newly-single, to someone whose status has not yet been revealed to them, stirs in distraction, when whatever one was trying to get done is now bothered by the subtle & soon intrusive investigative measures being applied by this man/woman who has been “out of the game” for however long & is trying to “feel out” the person who apparently started cooking their macaroni---the hopping around from topic to topic, while trying so desperately to find one thing that they could tether themselves to, so as to dig in the claws for a possible acquisition of the phone number or the face**** or the twatter, is excruciating to anyone standing near them & the want to bail the party whom said “recently divorced” is trying to get in the pants of grows & grows & grows--- one wants to walk up to them, ask them if they will go out with this sap, **** them right then & there or engage in some kind of elicit affair, just to get them to walk away together or apart---ANYTHING to stop the rambling, horny, “recently divorced.”