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Happily Merrily Divorced

--- BEFORE--- love birds coo coo coo mouths holding honeymoon hands sailing rapture glow ---NOW--- he morphed into a shabby computerholic couch potato triple sour grudges, the twisted naggings piercing falceto mr. droid in the attic snoring, his belly bloated like a preggy hag while garbage stinks as rotting romance wilts on witches’ swag no night dates, he tickles women online with bills climbing loco loco --- AND THEN--- merrily soon-to-be-an ex, the droidcoholic shocked bones anew without a pre-nup, his mother’s mansion's in my name--- woo hoo! ( for P.D's divorce club contest)

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Date: 6/3/2015 11:56:00 PM
LOL, Nette I remember this contest. awesome
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Date: 12/5/2010 11:14:00 PM
Well Nette, you are better off out of this married, superb entry, congrats on your win. Harry
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Date: 12/3/2010 6:51:00 AM
Many congratulations Nette for this 3rd position. It is awesome poetry.
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Date: 12/2/2010 2:51:00 PM
Conrats to you too Nette...well done!!! Michael
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Date: 12/2/2010 1:22:00 PM
lol i loved yours to. congrads john it was very funny
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Date: 12/2/2010 12:41:00 PM
Congratulations on this high place win in the contest, nette
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Date: 12/2/2010 9:23:00 AM
AWESOME, SUPER CONGRATS HERE. HAVE YOURSELF A HAPPY DAY*luv~SKAT
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Date: 12/2/2010 8:43:00 AM
Okay here, we go,, Now my contest feels better.. by the way congratulations and thanks for the smiles.. Sure enjoyed this one,, and don't forget to submit it next time,,kidding,, have a nice one,. Now I have to add you to my blog, and my day here will be complete,,, later,..p.d.
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Date: 12/2/2010 8:23:00 AM
yes I recall this one and laughed and loved it,, it was not in my contest. That is why I freaked when i did not see your name among my winners... let me see, if you need to resubmit it,, If so I will open my contest so you can re-enter it,, thanks,, p.d.
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Date: 11/30/2010 7:24:00 AM
WOW! This is a woman obsessed! Who can blame her with a husband "bloated like a preggy hag." Congrats on the selection and the mansion. Dave
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Date: 11/29/2010 6:56:00 AM
A well deserved featured poem you have here Nette. May you have many more. Love, Carol
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Date: 11/28/2010 5:42:00 PM
Congrats Nette on your featured poem this week on the Soup .. my friend.. a great one to share with us all with luv this happy Sunday ...
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Date: 11/28/2010 4:36:00 PM
SOUP MAIL... good luck in P.D.'s contest with this wonderful entry ...glorious piece..luv..
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Date: 11/28/2010 3:57:00 AM
LOL awesome! WOW! Twisted & hilarious...
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Date: 11/27/2010 11:30:00 AM
Reeking with humor, these poems tell the phases of a sad relationship, Nette..Good writing and good luck in the contest! This should be on the winners' list for real. Love, Audrey
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Date: 11/26/2010 8:09:00 PM
DREAM ON, Nette. To think the average woman would get that lucy in a divorce these days. hahaha. But this is a great fantasy for us. Very good desciption of the "now" and the fourth line was a great analogy to the state of this marriage! Good luck in the contest with your unique approach to it. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 11/26/2010 5:23:00 PM
LOL, Nette your write had me in stitches :-) Good Luck in the contest ~ Adell
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Date: 11/26/2010 4:50:00 PM
Nette this is a treasure my friend.. a great entry for P.D.'s new contest.. u made me smile reading ti... my new blog is posted on my hubbies health condition luv.. happy weekend and good luck luv..
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Date: 11/26/2010 4:47:00 PM
me again-- just had to say you inspired one of my writes-- haha your mention of sago't gulaman hit me with a corny bug ;) see you & thanks for that! :)
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Date: 11/26/2010 4:31:00 PM
hahaha super enjoyed reading this, Nette-- so cool how you made this a series of events-- & wow you sure got the Christmas spirit already-- have yet to eat puto bumbong though ;) though I'll be busy decorating today -- see you around as I'll be popping up here & there-- :) enjoy your long weekend :D --nikko :)
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Date: 11/26/2010 4:24:00 PM
Good one..I see this a great deal..Reads like a winner to me..Sara
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Date: 11/26/2010 1:12:00 PM
Before , now and then, fine three stages of married life you have penned, nette. Good luck
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Date: 11/26/2010 8:45:00 AM
The droid had me laughing out loud, Nette! What a funny series of poems. It's great the way you described the before, now and after. Good luck in the contest. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 11/26/2010 6:33:00 AM
woo hoo! So it was time well spent? lol..BG
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Date: 11/26/2010 5:15:00 AM
Nette, this entry (WOO HOO and Amazing, one of the coolest entries' (LIN~RA)
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