Best Dangly Poems

Everybody has these dangly things
On some, methinks you surely could swing
Oldsters have more
At Disneyland for sure
On the roller coaster, to their danglies you could cling


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She has a collection, an unusual collection, 
Of four thousand and forty two,
Colourful, shapely, dangly rings, 
From green to gold to blue,

That she wears from...

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Wobbly bits , Hairy bits and dangly bits galore
So if you're feeling squeamish
Draw your curtains and lock the door
For today is the day in Yorkshire...

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OWSZAT

The match was slow and boring
The runs were far between,
And an air of dreamy somnolence
Hung o’er the village green.
Then out from the pavilion
A handsome figure...

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He lived in a small village
Dick Longly was his name
He was known for miles around
An extra long willy his claim to fame

The men folk thought...

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Writing poetic confessions is akin to visiting a Nudist state
Well, the concept sounds good, but all this exhibitionism -- 
The Naked performing unsteady cartwheels, their...

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As most days go, this seems pretty good
Doesn't take much to affect my mood
Just a simple greeting like “Have a good day”
As I show up...

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I hear praiseful onlookers say
		how pretty YOU are every day,
		but that’s not my story.
		I don’t share your glory
		in this much-viewed Christmas display.

		I’m not spiral, dangly,...

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A preconception in my mind
Of a nudist beach in the sun
Men of pervy persuasion 
Roam the sands 
Eyes behind dark glasses
Men with their dangly bits...

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Cats and Christmas trees

A cat is instinctive
Climbs tall towering trees expertly
The garden is his haven
His and only his territory

Smart and astute he can survive on...

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A bit of tongue in cheek as usual!



What is normal

Normal is in the eye of the beholder

Someone walking down the street devoid of clothes

Is definitely...

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While I dream of wild
Flower bouquets and ice
Cream kisses your nights 
Consist of stampeding horses
And winter wishes maybe if
You’d let me I would be one
To...

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Love all you ladies and your dangly bits
My heart starts thumping and I drool from my lips
Right down to my chin
Can't wipe off my grin
As...

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You've got the kind of cleavage that I really like
A place where a man can really park his bike
With two lovely legs, tanned to perfection...

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What are those dangly things hanging down to your navel
Are they melons... you can rest them here on the table
Glad I don't have those
They add...

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