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The naked ramblers society

Wobbly bits , Hairy bits and dangly bits galore So if you're feeling squeamish Draw your curtains and lock the door For today is the day in Yorkshire When the naked ramblers go on tour. They will walk beside the railway line From Settle to Carlisle All their bits a bouncing For mile after mile You are welcome to join them but you can wear nothing but a smile . One of the guys must have fallen in a puddle I think his name is Jim Some things shrink when they're in water and you'll feel really sorry for him. The lady garden of Hairy Mary Really needs a trim . One lady must be American Well her wobbly bits have certainly gone To the very deepest south . She's spitting out tobacco juice From the corner of her mouth Her lady garden looks angry With that mass of ginger hair Goodness gracious , She bent over Now that really gave me a scare. I hope I have inspired you So if you're feeling brave Pop into the bathroom and give your bits a shave Then you can apply to join The naked ramblers society Don't forget to give me a wave I'm the guy hiding behind the tree.

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Date: 3/24/2014 5:04:00 PM
FUNNIEST poem I have read ALL MONTH. Why the heck did this not get entered into that one funny contest that was judged last week?? Did you just now come up with it. LOVE this humor from you. I LOL'd at least three times.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/12/2014 4:13:00 PM
Ok blame it on me then! hugs Stan x
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DARREN WATSON
Date: 3/27/2014 9:21:00 PM
Jan didn't challenge me to write it in time , Go and tell her off Andrea, lol
Date: 3/20/2014 12:34:00 PM
HAAAA! This was awesome. I'm in. Where do I sign up?
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DARREN WATSON
Date: 3/23/2014 3:40:00 PM
lol Thank you Caleb , Go for a walk on a Sunday in the Yorkshire Dales ,When its a little warmer, Say June , I'm sure you'll bump into the recruiting officers.
Date: 3/20/2014 12:31:00 PM
Ow holy cow of shaving and waxing..Hair laser available too : )..That's funnily discusting..but at least they re doing it for a good cause lol : ).A very entertaining poem .Haha: )
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DARREN WATSON
Date: 3/23/2014 3:45:00 PM
Delighted it made you smile Charmaine.
Date: 3/20/2014 8:59:00 AM
HAHAHAH this is so funny, I was laughing and then cringing at the same time, the thought of all them dangler's, wobbler's and hairy bit's, kind if put me off my lunch, but I am on a diet so thanks a rambling bunch ;) Maxine xxx
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DARREN WATSON
Date: 3/20/2014 10:39:00 AM
Well if you join the society , You'll be able to eat all you want and walk it off . lol , Thank you Maxine
Date: 3/20/2014 7:35:00 AM
Oh, My! Darren, come out from behind that tree...... ha-ha.... you're awesome. ..... Skat
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DARREN WATSON
Date: 3/20/2014 8:39:00 AM
You would probably think I was carrying a tree root . lol Thank you for the lovely comment SKAT.
Date: 3/20/2014 5:02:00 AM
OH MY GOD Darren - this is brilliant! I laughed from start to finish. I am so glad you rose to my challenge of writing about this. Love and hugs and my greatest admiration! Jan xxxxx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/20/2014 7:00:00 AM
I haven't joined 'the society' but have written you a limerick instead. thanks for the inspiration! Jan xxx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/20/2014 6:26:00 AM
I have written a blog about this Darren - still giggling here Jan x
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/20/2014 6:10:00 AM
I am safe Darren - we don't have one here on the Island - phew - the people of the Isle of Man have had a lucky escape! Just re-read it am going to make it a favourite lol hugs Jan xx
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DARREN WATSON
Date: 3/20/2014 5:11:00 AM
I ROSE TO YOUR CHALLENGE . NOW ITS YOUR TURN , YOU HAVE TO JOIN THE NAKED RAMBLERS SOCIETY , HA HA HA