Darren Watson Poet Verse

The Naked Ramblers Society

Wobbly bits , Hairy bits and dangly bits galore
So if you're feeling squeamish
Draw your curtains and lock the door
For today is the day in Yorkshire 
When the naked ramblers go on tour.

They will walk beside the railway line
From Settle to Carlisle
All their bits a bouncing 
For mile after mile 
You are welcome to join them
but you can wear nothing but a smile .

One of the guys must have fallen in a puddle 
I think his name is Jim 
Some things shrink when they're in water 
and you'll feel really sorry for him.
The lady garden of Hairy Mary 
Really needs a trim . 

One lady must be American 
Well her wobbly bits have certainly gone 
To the very deepest south .
She's spitting out tobacco juice 
From the corner of her mouth 
Her lady garden looks angry 
With that mass of ginger hair
Goodness gracious , She bent over
Now that really gave me a scare.

I hope I have inspired you 
So if you're feeling brave 
Pop into the bathroom
and give your bits a shave 
Then you can apply to join 
The naked ramblers society 
Don't forget to give me a wave
I'm the guy hiding behind the tree.

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Andrea Dietrich March 24, 2014 at 5:04 PM FUNNIEST poem I have read ALL MONTH. Why the heck did this not get entered into that one funny contest that was judged last week?? Did you just now come up with it. LOVE this humor from you. I LOL'd at least three times. Jan Allison April 12, 2014 at 4:13 PM Ok blame it on me then! hugs Stan x Darren Watson March 27, 2014 at 9:21 PM Jan didn't challenge me to write it in time , Go and tell her off Andrea, lol

Painted Hunter March 20, 2014 at 12:34 PM HAAAA! This was awesome. I'm in. Where do I sign up? Darren Watson March 23, 2014 at 3:40 PM lol Thank you Caleb , Go for a walk on a Sunday in the Yorkshire Dales ,When its a little warmer, Say June , I'm sure you'll bump into the recruiting officers.

Charmaine Chircop March 20, 2014 at 12:31 PM Ow holy cow of shaving and waxing..Hair laser available too : )..That's funnily discusting..but at least they re doing it for a good cause lol : ).A very entertaining poem .Haha: ) Darren Watson March 23, 2014 at 3:45 PM Delighted it made you smile Charmaine.

Maxine Jones March 20, 2014 at 8:59 AM HAHAHAH this is so funny, I was laughing and then cringing at the same time, the thought of all them dangler's, wobbler's and hairy bit's, kind if put me off my lunch, but I am on a diet so thanks a rambling bunch ;) Maxine xxx Darren Watson March 20, 2014 at 10:39 AM Well if you join the society , You'll be able to eat all you want and walk it off . lol , Thank you Maxine

Skat A March 20, 2014 at 7:35 AM Oh, My! Darren, come out from behind that tree...... ha-ha.... you're awesome. ..... Skat Darren Watson March 20, 2014 at 8:39 AM You would probably think I was carrying a tree root . lol Thank you for the lovely comment SKAT.

Jan Allison March 20, 2014 at 5:02 AM OH MY GOD Darren - this is brilliant! I laughed from start to finish. I am so glad you rose to my challenge of writing about this. Love and hugs and my greatest admiration! Jan xxxxx Jan Allison March 20, 2014 at 7:00 AM I haven't joined 'the society' but have written you a limerick instead. thanks for the inspiration! Jan xxx Jan Allison March 20, 2014 at 6:26 AM I have written a blog about this Darren - still giggling here Jan x Jan Allison March 20, 2014 at 6:10 AM I am safe Darren - we don't have one here on the Island - phew - the people of the Isle of Man have had a lucky escape! Just re-read it am going to make it a favourite lol hugs Jan xx Darren Watson March 20, 2014 at 5:11 AM I ROSE TO YOUR CHALLENGE . NOW ITS YOUR TURN , YOU HAVE TO JOIN THE NAKED RAMBLERS SOCIETY , HA HA HA