Best Cyrus Poems

KING CYRUS THE GREAT

So; here comes the story of that King Cyrus the Great 
Whose history for some of us is still well up for debate

But; it’s such a darn good story, it well deserves a rate
King Cyrus born 601 BC, to give us all...

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I spent my early life
Looking out from behind
The chain link fence on the turkey farm

There they fed me right
Fattened up my thighs
After all, what could be the harm

If it was up to me
I would never leave
It's where I prefer to spend my years

But alas will...

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CYRUS "THE VIRUS" IS EVERYWHERE. 
WREAKING HAVOC WITHOUT ANY CARE. 
BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK BETWEEN SLIME AND MOLD.
MORPHS HIS WAY THROUGH LIFE I'M TOLD. 
BIRDS AND PLANTS, TREES AND PEOPLE. 
HIS GOAL IN LIFE IS TO TURN ALL INTO FECAL. 
WICKEDLY MEAN, TREACHEROUS DISEASE. 
TRAVELS...

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Hate to do this to ya'll but it would help if you listened to Miley's version first...YouTube it. 

I spent my early life
Looking out from behind
The chain link fence on the turkey farm

There they fed me right
Fattened up my thighs
After all, what could be the...

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I spent my early life
Looking out from behind
The chain link fence on the turkey farm

There they fed me right
Fattened up my thighs
After all, what could be the harm

If it was up to me
I would never leave
It's where I prefer to spend my years

But alas will...

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Cyrus...

President of the country, 
not like any that came before. 
Or... Like any that will follow. 
Standing in the gap between the flood, 
and the waters of eternity, 
threatening to consume the weak, 
kill the innocent, 
and feast on the unwary.
The man was voted in...

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Cyrus the Magnificent was flying high
What a pity Cyrus had to flippin’ die
When the rope on the trapeze broke,
Here we buried this unlucky bloke.

Written August 5, 2022...

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Cyrus Neff
1842-1914

You will never find me and the missus, 
Not back here amongst the roots and the scrubs!
We are among the forgotten dead of Mt. Olive Cemetery!
Our graves have disappeared, completely
Eaten away by time and rain and wind.
I bought these cheap graves in a potters...

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Cyrus the virus is now among us
Known as Corona, causing a big fuss
Hailing from Wuhan city
Infecting without pity
New yellow peril for us to discuss

Over reaction quickly takes traction
Toilet paper now missing in action
Everyone should stay in bed
Then Cyrus will end up dead
But just how long...

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Not since the days of Cyrus
do they never cease to tire us
with dire news of a deadly virus.

Now we hear the young retort:
'Life is passing, life's too short
to renounce all fun and sport.

When this visitation's over
 I hope once more to be a rover
on rolling...

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Our friend Cyrus 
caught corona virus
    his girl Iris 
   just wired us...

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