Best Committee Poems

Toilet Bowl Committee (aka: Uptown Hood)

A lavatory confinement
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If you want to moderate this place, pick up the pace
From the mouth down to the @$$
Your so called kind has no class,
Fed by these political rejects, never elected for what was!
No matter,
They wipe their assets clean with...

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I know that you have seen them walking,
and I know that you have heard them talking,
'bout all thoses rhymes and reasons,
the birds and bees and,
sometimes I can't understand,
how that they roll them eyes,
and stomp their feet,
smacking their lips, in the summer heat.

See they belong to...

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Children must be kept under
strict control at all times.
BY ORDER OF T' COMMITTEE.

There’ll be no swearing
in front of t' ladies.
BY ORDER OF T' COMMITTEE.

There’ll be no talking
during t' bingo.
BY ORDER OF T' COMMITTEE.

All affiliated members
must sign in by ten.
BY ORDER OF T' COMMITTEE.

All members WILL
enjoy...

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A problem for more successful Nazi leaders
during the early exterminating 1940s
was what would they be
should they no longer have any reason to war against
the soon to be extinct Jews.

Yes, they were a nation of Aryan patriots for FatherLand,
wanting to prove themselves a species of Aryan...

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The Committee To Re-Elect the President

By Elton Camp

On political matters I take no position
But it’s fun to watch those with ambition

This Committee is now composed of two
And they seem to know just what to do

To ensure the president’s election again,
They expose his opponents’ list of...

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The President had not been elected yet,but an unseen scandal had been set! The opposition was making some bets that the running President would not pass "The Scandal Test"!!!! The same day that the scandal was set";Tiger Woods had just made "A Whole In One",and...

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So I joined the " social committee"
because they said it would be lots of fun.
But after barely an hour
all I wanted to do was run.

I suggested Friday night poker.
they said "we'll play bingo" instead.
I said "how about group bungy jumping".
They said I was sick in...

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The little pity committee
And I'm the president 
I see everything that's 
Good as a strange gesture just 
to get close to me
Then when I feel they are in my 
hearts they love to tweak it
Rip it, shred it, obliterate it
I thought I could change
But it...

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The itty bitty committee

meets at intervals unknown
to mediate its cause
convinced the case is airtight
for they can see no flaws

The gavel at their table
sounds a tone of doubt and dread
for this committee meeting
takes place inside my head.


4/14/14...

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Like a 5-person committee in a conference room,
they had gathered to engage in weather business.
Although a committee of five, they acted as one.
Their orchestrations for forecasting were easy,
and yesterday would be no different. Or would it?

There were white clouds, grey clouds, moisture,
sun, and mild wind....

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A grayish blue beluga whale arrived two minutes too late.
The whole committee yelled "no"  before half past eight.

Fifteen minutes later, a filthy, smelly camel tromped in,
Making the whole committee laugh out of their skin.

A lion tried to enter, roaring with all of his might.
We...

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This was written a while ago as a member 
of a another poetry site. It was about a 
South African lady who I loved and admired 
greatly! I miss her wit, her charm and most of all 
her great creative talent! She challenged me 
to...

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Nikki Haley, Sean Spicer,
Trey Goudy, Richard Grenell,
Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, 
Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, 
Rick Santorum, Tucker Carlson,
Rupert Murdoch, Kimberly Guilfoyle,
Ed Rollins, Eric Trump,
Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump, Jr, 
Brian Kilmeade, Laura Ingraham,
Dan Bongino, Raymond Arroyo,
Steve Hilton, Kayleigh McEnany,
Maria Bartiromo, John Gibson,
Andrew Gilligan, Steven Milloy,
Karl Rove,...

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Senator Lindsey Graham is crackers
As are all those Bill Cosby backers
Females are not toys
For abuse by boys
Who are clearly sadistic bushwhackers!...

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Polithieves
On my behalf, a conclave of crows
Then, my Imminent appointment follows
Orchastrated triumph at the polls
Heralds me into Parliament of Owls
Perching in the FAAC Convocation
In control of State notes
I go swift lyk Abacha o. 

I have the antidote to your sting
The unremitted signed-off sum
arouses my Swiss...

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