Toilet Bowl Committee

Toilet Bowl Committee (aka: Uptown Hood)

A lavatory confinement
my$h!tdontstinkcomode.com
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If you want to moderate this place, pick up the pace
From the mouth down to the @$$
Your so called kind has no class,
Fed by these political rejects, never elected for what was!
No matter,
They wipe their assets clean with our dreams
Forgetting to wipe their own toilet seats clean
Trying to make us feel dirtier than scat
Feeding off our paper when their toilet bowl water level is low

Toilet bowl PO-poes, wiping without dental floss
Missing everything in between reality
Trying to be kind, saying "One Day We'll Be Good Enough!"
Offering their Golden Plunger, 
straight from the Home Depot shelves
No Thank You! My plunger a true gift from Mr. Wal-Mart himself

Next time you feel the need to offer a reference point
Please caption your name when you drop by,
Rinse thoroughly when speaking my name,
Then I will listen when you talk civilized
Correct my punctuations and spelling errors 
The weakest trait you wear
You are no Prophet, just white tissue turning brown
Your Justification comes from old dry grapes falling from the vines
Ridicule will never give you the respect, for what you are!
We, the few poets from the hood, 
overpower any change you offer Goodwill
Crumbling and flushing what does not meet your standards
Trying hard to force feed us soup, without giving us bibs

Thank you
Toilet Bowl Committee
For clogging up my drain with your bull$h!T


By: Keeping it Real (The Downtown Hood) 
Date: 12-15-13

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Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Dietrich Avatar
June 23, 2016 at 7:52 PM
haha, this funny one again. and where is this Mortician poem? I can't find it!!
Ramharrack Avatar
January 26, 2016 at 6:12 AM
Love it...seems all needed to hold a political office is a B.S. in BS!
Pandhare Avatar
January 23, 2016 at 7:08 AM
Very nice sarcastic on politicians this unknown comic slap is better lesson for them i like this writing style too much
Chanan Avatar
January 4, 2016 at 11:23 AM
Well put. So true of this day and age. Always out for themselves and $h!t on everyone else...well done. Look forward to reading more of your work soon. X
Oo Avatar
September 16, 2015 at 4:33 PM
I don't know much about poetry. I suppose that's why I am here. I have always found it pretentious and some what unrealistic, until now. I am drawn to it with a need to understand and feel the emotion in each piece whether I enjoy it or not and that's hard! I have been reading for days and your poems are of the few that I really seem to enjoy. In that I'm inspired to learn more and give poetry a second chance. I feel my love for this art growing and I appreciate your style and realism.
Aul Avatar
August 26, 2015 at 10:15 AM
Congrats on your win - no plunger needed! .... George
Nunez Avatar
August 23, 2015 at 12:45 PM
whoa...awesome metaphors...I may have missed out on the details but I get the general idea...congrats on your Screwed V win, SKAT!
A. Sharma Avatar
August 20, 2015 at 1:04 AM
Love ur unique take Skat... congrats on big win!
A  Avatar
August 19, 2015 at 1:54 AM
Thank you so much ROB..... SKAT
Dietrich Avatar
June 12, 2015 at 12:16 AM
Just here to say hello, Skat! Waiting for a new poem to come up from you!
Martin Avatar
June 3, 2015 at 7:03 PM
Enjoyed reading this Scat!! Flush the toilet committee!!
Gulley Avatar
April 13, 2015 at 10:59 AM
Oh my goodness, love it.....Sharon G.
Kourkoulis Avatar
March 26, 2015 at 4:19 PM
Hey skat. Your use of metaphor here is awesome and overpowering. This is one of those poems I could spend a week interpreting! I like the challenge here, it forces the reader to think and dig deep. Some things jump out like: "fed by these political rejects". The "Fed" is certainly made up of some of the most deplorable people in society. God forbid any one of them stood up for the needs of common people, they would definitely suffer serious "rejection". I could go on and on. Great poem!
Cassano Avatar
March 19, 2015 at 2:10 PM
Did someone say something mean and stupid? their bad! Loved it. Anthony
Dietrich Avatar
February 23, 2015 at 11:49 PM
I am pretty sure I saw this one before, Just admiring it again. PD's handiwork is very strong in it too! Sure miss the old slammin' days!!
Dillenbeck Avatar
February 12, 2015 at 3:16 PM
I can only imagine what this is all about, but what a delightful romp your writing facilitates! Brilliantly strong and witty, gritty, a bit shitty. OK, now you have me doing it. Anyway, dropped by to love this. Thanks so much. Jerry
Beesley Avatar
January 25, 2015 at 6:41 PM
Nothing like a double dose of raw sewage called reality
Walsh Avatar
October 29, 2014 at 12:42 PM
LOL keeping the (not so well) wishers at bay .... as the man said Skat opinions are like a$$holes, everybody's got one... but your own is the most relevant...lmao xx
Miller Avatar
August 21, 2014 at 6:25 PM
lol i love this poem skat, its been a while so i got a lot of reading to catch up on
George   Avatar
June 30, 2014 at 10:26 AM
You guys are the greatest slammers ever. If you were to put this on You Tube...It would go viral. Love it! Love it! Love it. Another fav. Elaine
Mister Roboto Avatar
June 20, 2014 at 1:51 AM
I HAD to check this one out. This one's got some hot fire behind it. Somebody pissed you all off. NEVER change your style, Don't listen to Academia and freaks who say punctuation and proper blah blah blah belong in poetry. Poetry, to me, is very much the same as taking a huge dump! All day we eat what's going on and when the time is right, AHH, POETIC JUSTICE, ripe, nasty, and good. BTW, Mister ROBOTO is back by popular demand, Like scat, the name Stuck. Domo Arigato Misses SKAT ah-Toe!
Gibson Avatar
June 8, 2014 at 4:24 PM
This is great! Enjoyed the read.
Delaney Avatar
May 31, 2014 at 12:20 PM
Love your spirit, SKAT A lioness with a kitten interior for those you love, Hugs SuZ
Shiells Avatar
May 19, 2014 at 10:14 AM
WOW Skat, You said this with truth and spirit. Powerfully penned, Worthy of ten stars if I could give them. Thanks for sharing this:~) Love and Peace, Deborah
Walsh Avatar
May 15, 2014 at 4:18 PM
ha ha don't wanna get on the wrong side of you Skat...lols x
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