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He arrived wearing pink skinny jeans
They were scruffy and ripped at the seams
He looked like a wiener
I will not be meaner
But he’s sure not the man of my dreams
A square peg into a round slot
A dreamy man he sure is not
Gawd he's wearing pink
Give me one more drink
Maybe after he'll be hot-to-trot
WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH
I couldn't wait to go on my first blind date
Maybe we would hit it off, it could just be fate
He was not my dream guy
And he didn't wear a tie
His jeans was tight and his name was Nate
WRITTEN BY ALEXIS Y
He danced like a loon in the lights
Hell, it was one of those nights
I wished I had dreamed
But sadly he seemed
Like a head-banging ostrich in tights
WRITTEN BY JONATHAN FRENCH
Too bad he was no Russel Crowe
When in tights, he makes the dames glow!
His toned thighs show good,
Dressed as Robin Hood,
In skinny jeans, gal's eyes, stay glued so
WRITTEN BY TAAI TEKAI
But those tight pink jeans done him no good
And had a terrible effect on his manhood
His bulge didn't show
Girls don't want to know
He solved it with a large piece of wood.
(Inspired by Taai's poem)
I asked him why he wore pink
He said well it makes the girls blink
I wear em' tight by choice
Cos it squeakens my voice
I'm not your average hunk,don't you think
In the restaurant on the chair he did sit
His pink jeans were too tight and they split
His face it went red
He wished he was dead
And needed his napkin to cover his man bit.
WRITTEN BY TOM CUNNINGHAM
My blind date just loves to wear tights
and wears them all daytime and nights
they cling to his thighs
and its no surprise
his falsetto singing delights
He impersonates the Bee Gees
And sings with such expertise
His real name is Larry
But calls himself Barry
Oh Larry is such a great tease
INSPIRED BY TOM CUNNINGHAM - WRITTEN BY JAN
In tight pink jeans he thought he looked divine
He spun around and said, "Damn, I look fine!"
I was jealous as could be
Because I could plainly see
His butt looked better in tight jeans than mine!!!
WRITTEN BY LIN LANE
My date lacked in looks and in class,
Second date? I was ready to pass,
But, the meal halfway through,
He came back from the loo,
With my sweet face tattooed on his ... elbow!
WRITTEN BY NINA PARMENTER
My blind date from nineteen sixty-nine
To this very day, she's still totally blind.
To this day she thinks I'm a girl,
to this day she's still my pearl.
Truth, I now think she knows, how kind. .
A blind date of mine wore jeans.
Not one stitch in any seams.
I have got to confess,
I was in a right mess,
This wasn't one of those dreams
WRITTEN BY MICK TALBOT
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