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He arrived wearing pink skinny jeans They were scruffy and ripped at the seams He looked like a wiener I will not be meaner But he’s sure not the man of my dreams 2/07/18 A square peg into a round slot A dreamy man he sure is not Gawd he's wearing pink Give me one more drink Maybe after he'll be hot-to-trot WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH I couldn't wait to go on my first blind date Maybe we would hit it off, it could just be fate He was not my dream guy And he didn't wear a tie His jeans was tight and his name was Nate WRITTEN BY ALEXIS Y He danced like a loon in the lights Hell, it was one of those nights I wished I had dreamed But sadly he seemed Like a head-banging ostrich in tights WRITTEN BY JONATHAN FRENCH Too bad he was no Russel Crowe When in tights, he makes the dames glow! His toned thighs show good, Dressed as Robin Hood, In skinny jeans, gal's eyes, stay glued so WRITTEN BY TAAI TEKAI But those tight pink jeans done him no good And had a terrible effect on his manhood His bulge didn't show Girls don't want to know He solved it with a large piece of wood. (Inspired by Taai's poem) I asked him why he wore pink He said well it makes the girls blink I wear em' tight by choice Cos it squeakens my voice I'm not your average hunk,don't you think In the restaurant on the chair he did sit His pink jeans were too tight and they split His face it went red He wished he was dead And needed his napkin to cover his man bit. WRITTEN BY TOM CUNNINGHAM My blind date just loves to wear tights and wears them all daytime and nights they cling to his thighs and its no surprise his falsetto singing delights He impersonates the Bee Gees And sings with such expertise His real name is Larry But calls himself Barry Oh Larry is such a great tease INSPIRED BY TOM CUNNINGHAM - WRITTEN BY JAN In tight pink jeans he thought he looked divine He spun around and said, "Damn, I look fine!" I was jealous as could be Because I could plainly see His butt looked better in tight jeans than mine!!! WRITTEN BY LIN LANE My date lacked in looks and in class, Second date? I was ready to pass, But, the meal halfway through, He came back from the loo, With my sweet face tattooed on his ... elbow! WRITTEN BY NINA PARMENTER My blind date from nineteen sixty-nine To this very day, she's still totally blind. To this day she thinks I'm a girl, to this day she's still my pearl. Truth, I now think she knows, how kind. . A blind date of mine wore jeans. Not one stitch in any seams. I have got to confess, I was in a right mess, This wasn't one of those dreams WRITTEN BY MICK TALBOT IF YOU WANT TO JOIN IN THE FUN THEN PLEASE SOUP MAIL ME OR LEAVE YOUR LIMERICK AND I'LL COPY IT FROM YOUR COMMENT

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Date: 3/6/2018 12:29:00 PM
LOL, I sure had a chuckle. Everyone wrote verses very well.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/6/2018 12:47:00 PM
Thanks darlene:--) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/18/2018 1:16:00 PM
LOL, love these - great limericks from everyone
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/6/2018 12:47:00 PM
Thanks so much Jack, sorry I missed your comment before hugs janxx
Date: 2/9/2018 11:54:00 AM
Hahaha! Great limericks and hearty laughs on my part. Thanks for the stop by, Jan. / M
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/9/2018 11:57:00 AM
Thanks Maurice - there is always space for more to be added if you care to join in the fun:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/9/2018 5:19:00 AM
This is a Hoot, Am I to late, I've been away
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/9/2018 9:26:00 AM
Oh Jerry you are never too late to join in a collaboration - mail me with your poem i can't wait to see it!!!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/8/2018 7:37:00 PM
What a hoot--still laughing! Janice
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/9/2018 4:19:00 AM
join in Janice I am still adding poems:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/8/2018 5:15:00 PM
Did you catch the second one on the jean theme?
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Mick Talbot
Date: 2/8/2018 5:52:00 PM
Strange, but you got there, thanks Jan, an honour! HUGS Mick
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/8/2018 5:19:00 PM
Just got back to the poem, for some reason it wouldn't let me copy your lines and now I find two that i can add so I'll try again to copy and paste:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/8/2018 4:42:00 PM
What a great idea! My piece for the collaboration should you deem it good enough.... My blind date from nineteen sixty-nine. To this very day, she's still totally blind. To this day she thinks I'm a girl, to this day she's still my pearl. Truth, I now think she knows, how kind. ...... Or sticking with the jean theme...... A blind date of mine wore jeans. Not one stitch in any seams. I have to confess, I was in a right mess, This wasn't one of those dreams. Both Fiction, hugs... Mick
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/8/2018 4:47:00 PM
I'll add it Mick:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/7/2018 7:06:00 PM
Jan, These are great ,I think we should aim for the Guinness book of records,the largest collection of limericks on the same theme. Regards Tom.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/8/2018 8:15:00 AM
I think we have a long way to go - my at the footbridge collaboration is probably the longest one that many folks joined in the fun:-) but hey I'm up for a challenge! hugs jan xx
Date: 2/7/2018 1:11:00 PM
The additions are great. Kudos to all
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/7/2018 1:13:00 PM
Its so lovely to see folks joining in the fun - thanks to you for getting the ball rolling with this one:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/7/2018 12:20:00 PM
Lol! Jan, This is sooo funny. I could just picture him in those "super" tight skinny jeans. Thanks for the laughs:-) Alexis
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/7/2018 12:21:00 PM
Join in the fun is you can think of a limerick to add:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/7/2018 11:20:00 AM
Did it again, made me grin, thanks Jan...
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/7/2018 11:24:00 AM
Thanks Charlie :-) Tim has agreed i can add his poem and make it a collaboration so if you feel inspired then please send me a poem to add:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/7/2018 11:15:00 AM
A square peg into a round slot... A dreamy man he sure is not... Gawd he's wearing pink... Give me one more drink... Maybe after he'll be hot-to-trot
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/7/2018 11:18:00 AM
ha ha ha Tim that is so so funny ... is it time to make it a collab Tim ? I've not done one with limericks for ages! :-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/7/2018 11:11:00 AM
Bahaha ROFL, let me catch my composure and read the limerick : ))
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/7/2018 11:13:00 AM
Glad it made you smile Tim. I tried to find a pic of a man in pink skinny jeans but they were all too hunky to go with the theme of the poem lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/7/2018 10:50:00 AM
dreams of skinny jeans could never be my thing because "her" is the only song i sing because the Beauty that she brings causes all kinds of steam that make my eyes gleam so thank you goes out to all of you queens....Love your work as always.....;)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/7/2018 11:03:00 AM
oh you are such a romantic Eric I am sure the ladies must love you and your gentle caring ways:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 2/7/2018 10:11:00 AM
Wow, pink jeans, each to their own I suppose. Re your date, maybe the poor lad was colour blind haha. Regards Tom
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 2/7/2018 10:12:00 AM
lol Tom pure fiction lol:-) hugs Jan xx