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MY THANKS TO ANDREA FOR SENDING THIS FUNNY TO ME WHICH INSPIRED MY SILLY POEM

I went to the shops with my bride, Our nakedness we didn’t hide, We followed what folk ask - Just wear gloves and a mask, Both bereft, we stood there and cried! 03/22/20

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Date: 3/23/2020 5:57:00 PM
G'day Jan … very funny Jan. Following instructions and look what happened - thanks Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 3/23/2020 3:37:00 PM
... I'm not crying ... but laughing ... and tears are coming ... pure and naked facts :))) ... miss your funny photo :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 3/23/2020 10:26:00 AM
Much needed humor Jan!! Stay healthy and well xxoo
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Date: 3/22/2020 4:38:00 PM
Ooh! My sister-in-law was traveling, stopped in a convenience store and in walked a man bare naked! True story!
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Date: 3/23/2020 3:42:00 PM
- "Few ring doughnuts" ... is it a new measuring device? :)))
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 3/22/2020 6:36:00 PM
LOL...your mind’s gone wild ;)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/22/2020 4:50:00 PM
i hope he had shopping bags and wasn't buying a few ring doughnuts lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/22/2020 4:08:00 PM
Pure fun, Jan hugs xxoo
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/22/2020 4:46:00 PM
thanks Victor we now have 5 cases and the island is going into lockdown, unless you are resident you cannot come here, anyone who does arrive has to self isolate for 14 days. its a scary time for us all at the moment:-( stay safe:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 3/22/2020 3:37:00 PM
very funny, jan! humor is much-needed today! i'm sorry for the virus invading your island - my island (manhattan) is fast approaching 10,000 cases...
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/22/2020 3:59:00 PM
If we get 10,000 cases we are in trouble - we only have a population of about 85000:-( just trying to keep to 'normality' whatever that is, trying to write and be positve and write silly poems to cheer folk up as we are all in the same boat. Hope the grandchildren are ok, its so hard for the little ones to understand what is going on:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/22/2020 1:35:00 PM
So what are the nudists wearing? Just grin and bear it, I guess!
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Date: 3/22/2020 3:05:00 PM
clever comment of the year Michelle thanks for the giggle:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/22/2020 1:30:00 PM
It's a sad day when the pubs shut down:[ Great poem! Thanks for the laugh.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/22/2020 2:36:00 PM
lol It doesn't bother me as i rarely drink alcohol but many will miss having the freedom to socialise with friends - we are advised not to mix other than with those in our households but if that is what it takes to remain virus free then we must abide with the advice:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/22/2020 12:43:00 PM
Graduations proms and weddings cancelled. A timely write. Sorry the virus has found The Isle of Man.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/22/2020 2:20:00 PM
Everything is being cancelled making life very difficult for many, but we must make the sacrifices and just keep on living:-) hugs Jugs Jan xx
Date: 3/22/2020 12:25:00 PM
Lol! Jan, I really appreciate the humor in such a time as this. The image in my mind is hilarious! I’m curious to know what Andrea said to inspire this. :-) Alexis
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/22/2020 12:40:00 PM
Andrea sent me the 'joke' so I had to write a poem, got to laugh Alexis we have very tough days ahead now we have 5 cases on our little Island:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/22/2020 12:06:00 PM
I love how you turned that funny into a limerick. Way to go, Jan!! FAVE
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/22/2020 12:39:00 PM
Thanks so much for sending it to me Andrea, we now have 5 cases and the Island is pretty much on lock down - on Island residents can come in from the uk and then they have to self isolate, we can still go out walking but have to remain 2 meters apart so I cant hold my hubbies hand any more!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/22/2020 11:49:00 AM
Naked was good enough for Adam and Eve; must have been the rubber gloves? Aloha! Rico
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Date: 3/22/2020 12:38:00 PM
lol, Rico:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 3/22/2020 11:45:00 AM
If you've got it flaunt it lol The humour Mill is in full production Jan, we got to stay positive and give people something to laugh about. Tom
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Date: 3/22/2020 12:01:00 PM
Getting to a critical situation here now we have 5 cases, they are shutting clubs and pubs from midnight and all schools from Tuesday but some will stay open to care for vulnerable and special needs children. they will only allow manx residents to enter - (they have over 1000 uni students still not come home) anyone coming to the Island they must self isolate. Its a scary situation Tom but we must follow the guidelines and try and stay safe:-) hugs Jan xx