Best Chocolate Cake Poems

“And you call yourself a bloody cook”, this mongrel shearer said.
“I oughta ram this rubbish down yer’ throat, it’ll kill a bloke stone dead.”
He’s talking ‘bout the stew I burnt, which I hoped he couldn’t focus.
That he’d gulp it down with ‘red-eye’ wine, and he...

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Lonely and in silence I eat chocolate cake  
When I arise my dessert walks behind in ripple shake

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Calorie counting ceases
Decadent and so delicious
Every single crumb is savoured
Forget sharing, it’s all mine!

Going to start my diet … tomorrow!


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The devilish chocolate cake entices me to devour
I want to resist, the temptation just too much
Teasing me with layers of heavenly chocolate, black, milk and white
Texture reminiscent of the finest velvet
Sending every sensory nerve into submission
Its moist sponge is ready and waiting
The twang of red...

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My mummy's cake is so nice
That when we have a slice
I always seem to find
Chocolate cake on my nose
And mummy doesn't seem to mind
Chocolate cake on my toes
Who would worry 'bout the mess I make
I am one and eating chocolate cake...

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Remember when we used to laugh
About the way I did my math.
Snorting and talking all throughout class;
Blowing bubbles in our milkshake glass;
All the tricks and jokes we used to make,
You were then my chocolate cake.

Remember when we used to speak
A language formed at our friendship's...

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Cake
Chocolate
Delicious
Moist, sweet, tasty,
Warm, oozing, frosting,
Hot from oven
Made by Mom
Best food 
Ever...

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Oh how you tempt me,
You look so delicious.
I want today, 
I want you now.
But I know that I can’t have you.
You sit there in all your glory.
All your delicious yummy glory.
If I could just have one taste. 
But I mustn’t.
After dinner I can have you....

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I admit, it was me who ate that whole chocolate cake
I’m not very proud, please give me a break
I was possessed by the devil or some malevolent force
It was as if some entity stood over me, I felt so coerced 
Even from the oven I...

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Diet rabbit hole...

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Yummy, yummy in my tummy,
Tasty, tasty, twisting my tongue,
Sweet, sugary, swift and sticky.
It’s for my chocolate cake I sing this song.

Soaked with sugar, built on butter,
Veiled with vanilla, flowing with flour,
Garnished with goodies… I’m now a hunter,
Chasing my chocolate cake every hour.

Creamy, creamy, clothed with...

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All space aliens are Scarlett Johansson
With pitch black hair and consuming eyes
Looking pretty in their new found skin
The clue is they hate dark chocolate cake
Served at restaurants when dining out from outer space

Extraterrestrials leave home for Scotland
And only speak to strangers with accents
They keep men...

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There are only so many moments. Make the most of them. 

Chocolate cake 
By Michelle Morris
06/02/2022

Let's eat chocolate cake for breakfast
And howl at the moon tonight
Let's dance around the kitchen
And set the world alight

For there are only so many moments
Our time through the hourglass flows
And...

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Because you are delicious of chocolate taste
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Because you are my deepest desire
I love the way your kisses start fire
Even when we disagree
I love the way you come to me
Rolling along like the deep blue sea
Sucking me in...

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