Best Checkup Poems

It's that time in life where a letter arrives
every year for my medical tests,
and the gadgets are showing just how I am going
but leave my nurse not too impressed.
Sphygmomanometer is the machine that checks
how my blood pressure's going,
I mention it since it may be the...

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Stimulus check(up), visited mine local gastro-intestinal economy

Around high noon
today March 19th, 2021
fecal impaction I did plaintively croon
until effect courtesy amitiza, which
prescription medication
(in short a laxative)
served as amazing grace saving boon.

Once activated - impossible mission
to suppress strong urge to excrete,
linkedin, kickstarted and coaxed
soon after swallowing medicament
'course...

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Trump Health Checkup Periodic

Trump health checkup became periodic,
And are sure and certain he is psychotic;
Is always afraid, 
Of queen a spade;
Started a new drink called Trump tonic.

Jim Horn...

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It’s not okay a heavy make-up
Ahead of a medical check-up
And - please believe me-it’s a  up:
If doctor is handsome “a set up!”

It’s a patient’s right: a good make-up
Before a booked medical check-up
But some medic for sweet face “Thumbs up!”
While Mascara could a check-up screw...

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