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It's that time in life where a letter arrives every year for my medical tests, and the gadgets are showing just how I am going but leave my nurse not too impressed. Sphygmomanometer is the machine that checks how my blood pressure's going, I mention it since it may be the first time that you've seen the word used in a poem. My body mass index was eight points too high, not quite enough to be a killer, but seemingly it's enough to qualify for a job as a part time Gorilla. One of her questions is how much I drink since too much can be terribly bad, but since I'm not hooked up to a Polygraph I feel I can lie just a tad. Cholesterol level is high, she tells me, and that is what worries me most, since just one small sample of blood would be ample to spread with a knife on some toast.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 12/14/2016 8:41:00 AM
Thanks my friend, just want I needed this morn. Sphygmomanometer never occurred to me to splash into a poem, as sadly, I miss so many useful things. Love this humorous piece.
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Date: 12/4/2016 4:52:00 PM
Oh my, how did I miss this one? I miss you and got to thinking where is that guy? So i came and found this one, and guess what? I just got through radiation, a pap smear and a colonoscopy and numerous other tests and blood work, so hopefully I am ALL GOOD NOW. Loved reading this one. Merry XMas season to you!
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Date: 12/4/2016 3:29:00 PM
I am often glad you are last on my list Viv. By the time I reach you, I need a good laugh. You never fail me.
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Date: 12/3/2016 8:34:00 AM
Oh, Viv, another smile from you just when I need it. Happy day, good health and I hope your Sphygmomanometer never clogs!
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Date: 11/22/2016 6:30:00 AM
Funny stuff, good to make light of Gorilla plights. Sphygmomanometer, yep, first time ever! :)
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Date: 11/22/2016 6:19:00 AM
Ha ha ha ... very true ... Enjoyed the pictures very much ...
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Date: 11/22/2016 1:29:00 AM
You make me smile!!! Oh that last line got me the most. Great write, Viv. Humor is the best medicine. Hugs
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Date: 11/21/2016 10:39:00 PM
Love it! I know just how that feels!
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Viv Wigley
Date: 11/21/2016 11:33:00 PM
You surprise me, Kim, from where I am you look just fine :) . Thanks for dropping by. Viv x

Book: Shattered Sighs