Best Celeb Poems
CelebCeleb
No sooner does a Celeb opens his closed lips
Than eager pens poise to ooze ink from tips!
Such is the woe and pain for my brother Caleb
Who’s a reviled, demeaned and stalked Celeb!!
Whatever he utters is perceived as controversy
While ruthless stalking gives Caleb no privacy?!
With garrulous...
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Categories:
celeb,
Form:
Couplet
Celeb-PityWhen is it they get to the place that is 'too far'?
When do they know that they've lost the essence of who they are?
Do you think they deserve what they get?
Do you think they don't really care?
Does money, power, fame pay for itself?
Do we laugh...
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Categories:
absence, career, celebrity, life,
Form:
Free verse
Celeb GossipOn a lighter note,
The news just broke,
A famous babe seen with a bloke,
Came out of a pub
Or maybe a club,
Slipped in the mud,
Climbed into a taxi
And flashed her knickers
At the paperazzi!!!...
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Categories:
celeb, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
Cause CelebCause Celeb
24/08/2018
Is celebrity really curse
Spending wads of cash in your purse
Sycophants ready to please
They wipe your butt if you sneeze
At Twenty Seven dead in a hearse...
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Categories:
celebrity,
Form:
Limerick