Best Cads Poems

First there was oblivion, before emptiness began
Then everything grew from a (dot) and so forth into man
Using reverse extrapolation, large brains, and a plan 
Intelligent beings worked this out, as only they can

Logic itself explains two plus two, if you do the math
Belief invokes a...

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As a mother with no other, 
I stand alone but I am as soild as a stone.
With my children there is only love,
They were sent from above.
I thank God for them every day,
He is is always there to show me the way.
I wished so much...

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A scourge on subways is the guy
Whose legs are widely splayed
So those who want to sit won’t try – 
They’re shy or just afraid.

His manspread takes two seats at least
As if it is his right,
Though others think this selfish beast
Is more than impolite.

The MTA*’s creating...

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"Dreamy Cadillacs"....COLOURFICATION


Decided one Sunday afternoon to indulge in something I love!
Being "Olde School" with an "e" and a Cadillac classic car buff.
I went to this show and was blown away by all the "Cads" I did see!
I'll describe some of them to you! Come take...

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To the North, South, East, and West...

Geniuses are lost in the jaunty jewels of rakish cads,

The hazard morsel palaver allot odium on idioms...

Rankle virulent mishmash wheeze addle chagrin jives,

Loosing a volley of expletives ordure waft charmed oafs,

Self-iniquity gull maven heresy when blighted wizardry jinxes,

Ticklish cynic...

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"Paint" -Part the First-

Paint paint paint away...
Paint away this day...
Paint to paint our taint is paint...
Paint away this day...

Keep that paint away from me!
Says that Skipper to his krewe...

Why oh Captain... Why our Captain...
Should we keep this paint from you?

Paint the curse doth foul me...

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Family Line

We each stand in one long line.
Back to Adam all Mankind.

The line is precious to our hearts;
Though it consists of many parts.

Country, race, and next of kin.
It is our future, and where we've been.

All riders on some cosmic bus;
Who are these folks that make...

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I was always the little guy, 
Picked on for my size, 
Pushed and prodded in the halls, 
Cowered to nothing by their calls, 

They threw rocks at me every day, 
So I would leave early on my way, 
And wore two coats with hoods, 
Rocks...

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the madman stands
with clutching hands
and shakes Eliot’s geranium

what you hold
has been foretold
but he just stared distantly
at the void

and a vacuous comment
slipped like mist
over the trees, the height
of conversation
-	such a vacuous nation – 
fools, cads and in moral poverty
what does the future hold? 
or does it...

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.Inspired From Sapper French's Diary from April 23. 1916
                         "Come On Over Fritz"

Rain like a shower down my back off a...

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Emma Rutledge

1876-1914

Greetings my friends, 

From this forgotten frump,

This long-dead girl who now haunts

This yawning ghost garden here.

In life, my tongue tasted many terrible lies;

All just worthless words from men,

Men I’d just as soon see dead

While I was alive still.

Just as soon see them buried deep...

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The Age of Consent was once ten
To ensure there were virgins for men
But young girls love candy
Which cads have kept handy
Since Mary of Magdalene

Now the Age of Consent is 16
With virgins nowhere to be seen
On an iPhone screen
Obscene is routine
As girls document coming clean

With no...

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Ive drafted this with all my heart
Hoping you will accept and read with all your heart

Let me start by telling you who you are
You are the only one whom I love
Your heart isn't as black as tar
Therefore you are the right person to get my...

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Hither and thither and yon
Is a place where all cads belong
An internet tweet
Records their deceit
To haunt them their whole life long...

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Ive drafted this with all my heart
Hoping you will accept and read with all your heart

Let me start by telling you who you are
You are the only one whom I love
Your heart isn't as black as tar
Therefore you are the right person to get my...

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