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Best Butt In Poems

Below are the all-time best Butt In poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of butt in poems written by PoetrySoup members

My Butt Crack

My butt crack 
Is quite a split 
It supports the rest of me 
when I sit 
you thought I was gonna say something else didn't...

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Categories: butt in, funny, happiness, life, satire,
Form: Free verse

Big Girls Do Cry

They expected her to be the jolly fun one.
The one   w e a r i n g   a smile on her...

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Categories: butt in, courage, freedom, growth, moving
Form: Free verse

Chocks Away - Poop Poem Warning

My turds float like choc’late marshamallows
Just lurking about in the shallows
I guess that my butt
Is truly kaput
So doctor suggests bitter aloes

I questioned such treatment regime
Doc...

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Categories: butt in, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Dumb Questions

I was changing a tire and the neighbor walked by
Stood and looked a while, then he said Hi
Got a flat? he asked and this made...

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Categories: butt in, funny, me, wife, me,
Form: Rhyme

Bliss

Ignorance is definitely a description of bliss
Look at Washington if you don’t believe this
They are never on target, they always miss
Their biggest decision is whose...

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Categories: butt in, politicalold, old,
Form: Rhyme

Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy

COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES ...

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Categories: butt in, giggle, jobs,
Form: Limerick

Pirate Bay

```Pirate Bay the Haiku``` 

pirates fierce and mean 
drowning fish, sea to sea 
parrots on their butt 


```Polly Wants A Cracker``` 

bloodthirst & brutal 
Quartermaster...

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Categories: butt in, adventure, anti bullying, boat,
Form: Haiku

Flip Flop

This is my black Christmas
I have nothing left to lose
I’m a bare footed white walker with no shoes
It’s okay burly guy don’t cry
I’ve found my...

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Categories: butt in, angst, appreciation, christmas, courage,
Form: Free verse

Santa Goes Electric

Now Santa is getting eccentric 
His sleigh is now fully electric
He made Rudolph retire
Pressed the red button - ‘Fire’
His world then went totally hectic

He searched...

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Categories: butt in, christmas, humorous,
Form: Limerick

To Forgive Or Not To Forgive

To forgive or not to forgive, that is the question.
When you are offended, whether real or imagined
by a loved one, a friend, or by someone...

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Categories: butt in, anti bullying, forgiveness, life,
Form: Sonnet

Press '1' For English

I grew a beard
while waiting for you
it looks more and more
like I'll never get through

My left ear was aching
I switched to my right
This perpetual holding
has...

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Categories: butt in, funny, humorous, parody, technology,
Form: Rhyme

One Life

There have been those who said,                   ...

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Categories: butt in, food, green, home, jobs,
Form: Narrative

Thoughts of 'The Poet'

Day after day I sit, poised deep in thought and contemplation
while tourists stop and stare at me with eyes of admiration
Sometimes they seem hypnotized, looking...

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Categories: butt in, art, imagination,
Form: Personification

My Hero

I hear them say,                                          ...

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Categories: butt in, food, snow, war,
Form: Dramatic Monologue

She's Abusive and That's Conclusive

There was a fussy bovine named Flossy
who was snooty and always so bossy
her udders would droop
when she took a poop
She bellowed until her eyes got...

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Categories: butt in, introspection,
Form: Limerick