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"does My Butt Look Big ?"

I was with my girlfriend at dinner
With each bite she took, she got thinner
Until she was just skin and bone
I blinked twice and I was alone
I then woke up, lying next to her

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Harry Horsman Date: 9/30/2010 12:50:00 AM guess i've been missing out on your work Mitch, will try and catch up with your poems. Harry Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 9/25/2010 6:47:00 PM Now that is a good question Mitch, lol, where was she all that time.. enjoyed my poem,.p.d. Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/22/2010 12:33:00 AM A very weird dream that must have been, Mitch. Hey where have you been , stranger?? Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 8/18/2010 4:43:00 PM Mitch, you are one of my favorite humor writers. A quickie Doctor Phobia contest has been posted. Got two entries and won't be putting a blog up on it until tomorrow. Hope you can send some laughs my way. I am trying to reduce stress about the doctor appointment I have on Monday. Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 8/14/2010 8:52:00 PM This is really funny, Mitch. I was away on vacation when you posted it and came across it when I was checking for some new work from you. Hope you're okay. We miss ya! Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Doris Culverhouse Date: 8/7/2010 7:52:00 PM Mitch are you ok?? Haven't heard from you lately...Missing your poetry!! Login to Reply

Lynette Chachere Date: 8/1/2010 12:51:00 AM lol.how weird! and so funny. ~Always&Forever Lynette Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 7/26/2010 12:13:00 PM Congratulations on your winning poem Mitch in John Freeman's contest"Compromising Dreams". Love,Carol Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 7/25/2010 6:10:00 AM OH .. well u need to use a little imagination.. a dream sequence.. am falling naked ..oh... dreaming of passionate intents... and in the end ..wake up in my LUV's arms... nice dream yes?? thankxxx ... let me know if this makes sense now..with luv.. have a great Sunday.. my friend.. Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 7/24/2010 1:01:00 PM Don't know what could have happened Mitch but am down the beach with my fiance' today..its 103 in the shade here.. my comment below is pretty clear on your winning poem.. is that what u meant? with luv.. Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/23/2010 11:22:00 PM oh, cool . So you rented it just because I mentioned the title to you? I love that movie. Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 7/23/2010 9:34:00 AM LUV this one Mitch.. congrats on your big win in John's contest.. original and unique ..creative too.. enjoy your victory dance.. shal we??? with luv.. Login to Reply

Juan Paolo Galua Date: 7/23/2010 5:17:00 AM thanks for the laugh...hahaha Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 7/23/2010 3:56:00 AM Full of humor. I enjoyed it Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/22/2010 9:57:00 PM Hey NICE one. Congratulations, Mitch!! Did you ever ead Stephen King's Thinner. It's SO cool and just like this dream! Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 7/22/2010 9:29:00 PM Smile, No honey it is so small I can hardly see it. Congratulations, Mitch on a great poem. Agape, Moses Login to Reply

Joyce Johnson Date: 7/22/2010 9:22:00 PM Congratulations on your funy limerick and congratulations. Joyce Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 7/22/2010 3:40:00 PM Today as I read this piece you have written I am thankful that you have shared it with us. I hope you will present us with more of your poetry in the near future. Don't let your ink dry out. I wish you the best in your writing endeavors whatever they may be Mitch. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Doris Culverhouse Date: 7/22/2010 1:07:00 PM enjoyed reading...witty...what did you feed her to make her shrink? I need some! Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 7/22/2010 12:03:00 PM VERY CUTE Mitch.. good luck in the contest.. quite original too.. enjoyed my friend.. hope all has been well for u.. with work and all.. my entry is "Nymphette".. what else?? haha.. with luv. Login to Reply

Susan Mills Date: 7/22/2010 8:49:00 AM Ha Ha! Sensitively cute and PC! Love, Susan Login to Reply