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"does My Butt Look Big ?"

I was with my girlfriend at dinner With each bite she took, she got thinner Until she was just skin and bone I blinked twice and I was alone I then woke up, lying next to her

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Harry Horsman

Date: 9/30/2010 12:50:00 AM

guess i've been missing out on your work Mitch, will try and catch up with your poems. Harry

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 9/25/2010 6:47:00 PM

Now that is a good question Mitch, lol, where was she all that time.. enjoyed my poem,.p.d.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/22/2010 12:33:00 AM

A very weird dream that must have been, Mitch. Hey where have you been , stranger??

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/18/2010 4:43:00 PM

Mitch, you are one of my favorite humor writers. A quickie Doctor Phobia contest has been posted. Got two entries and won't be putting a blog up on it until tomorrow. Hope you can send some laughs my way. I am trying to reduce stress about the doctor appointment I have on Monday. Love, Carolyn

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/14/2010 8:52:00 PM

This is really funny, Mitch. I was away on vacation when you posted it and came across it when I was checking for some new work from you. Hope you're okay. We miss ya! Love, Carolyn

Doris Culverhouse

Date: 8/7/2010 7:52:00 PM

Mitch are you ok?? Haven't heard from you lately...Missing your poetry!!

Lynette Chachere

Date: 8/1/2010 12:51:00 AM

lol.how weird! and so funny. ~Always&Forever Lynette

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 7/26/2010 12:13:00 PM

Congratulations on your winning poem Mitch in John Freeman's contest"Compromising Dreams". Love,Carol

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 7/25/2010 6:10:00 AM

OH .. well u need to use a little imagination.. a dream sequence.. am falling naked ..oh... dreaming of passionate intents... and in the end ..wake up in my LUV's arms... nice dream yes?? thankxxx ... let me know if this makes sense now..with luv.. have a great Sunday.. my friend..

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 7/24/2010 1:01:00 PM

Don't know what could have happened Mitch but am down the beach with my fiance' today..its 103 in the shade here.. my comment below is pretty clear on your winning poem.. is that what u meant? with luv..

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/23/2010 11:22:00 PM

oh, cool . So you rented it just because I mentioned the title to you? I love that movie.

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 7/23/2010 9:34:00 AM

LUV this one Mitch.. congrats on your big win in John's contest.. original and unique ..creative too.. enjoy your victory dance.. shal we??? with luv..

Juan Paolo Galua

Date: 7/23/2010 5:17:00 AM

thanks for the laugh...hahaha

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 7/23/2010 3:56:00 AM

Full of humor. I enjoyed it

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/22/2010 9:57:00 PM

Hey NICE one. Congratulations, Mitch!! Did you ever ead Stephen King's Thinner. It's SO cool and just like this dream!

John Freeman

Date: 7/22/2010 9:29:00 PM

Smile, No honey it is so small I can hardly see it. Congratulations, Mitch on a great poem. Agape, Moses

Joyce Johnson

Date: 7/22/2010 9:22:00 PM

Congratulations on your funy limerick and congratulations. Joyce

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 7/22/2010 3:40:00 PM

Today as I read this piece you have written I am thankful that you have shared it with us. I hope you will present us with more of your poetry in the near future. Don't let your ink dry out. I wish you the best in your writing endeavors whatever they may be Mitch. Love, Carol

Doris Culverhouse

Date: 7/22/2010 1:07:00 PM

enjoyed reading...witty...what did you feed her to make her shrink? I need some!

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 7/22/2010 12:03:00 PM

VERY CUTE Mitch.. good luck in the contest.. quite original too.. enjoyed my friend.. hope all has been well for u.. with work and all.. my entry is "Nymphette".. what else?? haha.. with luv.

Susan Mills

Date: 7/22/2010 8:49:00 AM

Ha Ha! Sensitively cute and PC! Love, Susan