Mystery Buff

'Twas a dark and stormy night", the whodunit book began!
I reckon that is music to the ears of an avid mystery fan.
To curl up with a book by the fire on a dark and stormy night,
With the lights dimmed low, it sets the mood perfectly right!

The corpus was found by the maid sprawled upon the floor,
And nigh him lay an elephant gun with a fifty caliber bore!
It appeared fairly obvious as to how the feller met his doom.
However,  in such criminal cases, 'tis best not to presume!

Enter now the debonair detective, a pipe-smoking chap,
Wearing a suit of tweed, sporting a deer stalkers cap.
In a practiced pose he mused with his chin in his hand,
Pondering what miscreant brought this feller to his end!

Could it have been the butler who did the dastardly deed,
Or the ne'er-do-well brother-in-law in a pique of greed?
Perhaps it was the work of a jealous, jilted lover.
He searched for every clue as over the body he did hover.

Aha! The astute constable noted there was no bullet hole or gore,
But nearby lay an empty bottle shattered about the floor!
Alas, dear reader, what did him in was no foe or friend.
'Twas that deadly, demon rum that brought him to "THE END!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Collins Avatar
July 1, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Hooray Hooray! He wouldn't have felt it if he were shot. love, Kathy
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June 28, 2012 at 12:09 PM
Very well written. One day I was asked who my favourite poet is. I didn't have an answer at the time, but now I have to say "Mr. Robert L. Hinshaw" is. Rob, were you a good writer in school?
Smith Avatar
June 24, 2012 at 7:21 PM
Made me laugh out loud. You have quite a knack for spinning a good yarn. Could I persaude into reading my , Red Says The Sunset and Rare Book.
Dietrich Avatar
June 23, 2012 at 6:28 PM
AHA, great ending here. You always manage a great twist, Robert. Your cat sounds awesome. I actually don't have my dog anymore, but he used to always watch me with such big beautiful brown eyes. I sure miss him.
Palmer Avatar
June 20, 2012 at 3:35 PM
poor fellow,nice write Robert
Onclaud Avatar
June 20, 2012 at 11:22 AM
you are word-weaver and great story teller, bob... was this rum a bootleg?... fantastic!..:) huggs
Peranteau Avatar
June 19, 2012 at 7:33 PM
Great story dear poet ! Just the way I like um....a whole book that I can read in a minute ! *smiles* I'm one of those lazy readers Robert, but I like a good story ! Have a fantastic week sir ! Much love, james
Grisetti Avatar
June 18, 2012 at 9:07 PM
A lot of fun and a great story too. Thanks for sharing this tonight.
Sivey Avatar
June 18, 2012 at 9:00 PM
Ha Ha, yes that can be the end of many people these days! I really enjoyed the mysterious way you approached this poem! It was a lot of fun to read, each line getting more and more into the write! Til that moment you are completely sucked in and waiting for the result of the incredible poem! And the ending, wow, what creativity my friend! Great work!!
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