Best Bragging Poems

 compound word verse 
Any youngster can make us smile
It's special, when it's our grandchild
it's awesome.

A new grandson brings on more fun
blond-haired, blue-eyed, the smallest one
cuddlesome.

A twelve year old girl, full of joy
Eight year old brother, busy boy
now threesome.

Shelley, Brendon and baby Case
once empty nest,...

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A man named Erik sang a drunken lyric                                     ...

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I'm tired of rappers bragging about things that make no sense
We get it, you're going to have sex with our girls because you're unable to get your own girlfriend
What good is you wearing a diamond chain if you don't pay your rent?
You rented a mansion...

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With his magical prophet powers
He swore he could start April Showers 
And bring a heat wave to enemy land
Saying all of our foes must be banned
To humid, muggy unbearable weather 
Causing their skin to feel like shoe leather 
A land hotter than even Dante’s Inferno
Packaged...

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Oh ya ,well my mom makes better apple pie
Really,well my mom makes brownies 
With peacans and chocolate icing
Thats nothing, my mom sewed me this new sweater from scratch
Well my Dad can fix my bike anytime it breaks,
My Dad sells bikes and got mine for free
A...

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I once knew a young fellow named Swanson
Who bragged about his enormous johnson
He caught it in a zipper
Which was a painful ripper
And now, he no longer touts his once-on. 

written August 14, 2021...

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Poems come so easily
I don’t take time to be
known as poet spectacular.

I tend to spew them out.
They neither shine nor shout.
But, do rhyme in poetic vernacular.  

Not about Me!!! I have to work hard for mine. 

© Apr 13 2010...

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About Bragging

There is this thing that is about bragging
And breaking a rule by always dragging
Out things in life you have often done
Like someone intending to be only one.

Temptation to do it seems hard to resist
So people started calling me an egotist
And in poetry contests I...

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I am the only patriotic red, white and blue gnome in the USA, Egmit said.
I was surprised at Egmit’s braggadocio but kept silent.
The 4th of July parade starts at two, and I knew the theme was gnome.
By three that afternoon, Egmit had a long face,...

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Yes, we have this and that and this this this
Their mouths never close, their tongues never miss
Their material things are brought out daily to show
Yet do they know where their surly sons or sad daughters go?

We have heard their offspring are on drugs,dangling far away.
Their...

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My pal, Elsie has the biggest plans, grandiose almost, fantastically fun to hear about.
She is a complete delight to be around, and the clothes, hats, and shoes she wears really shout.
She keeps me in stitches for days on end when she flies in with her...

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I love my own chili,
I know it sounds silly,
heat in pot
nice and hot
it is truly a dilly.

I love my own meatloaf.
I throw on a sugar top.
Other people would
not do it, 
or know how to stop.
I do, you big oaf.
After all, this sugary 
brown sugar ketchup...

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I dream every night, she brags. I am wearing an aquamarine chiffon dress, and I am doing the tango.
I hate her a bit, for I do not recall even a petite part of my dreams.
Last night I was dancing with a handsome stranger, he was...

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You are afraid you are too sensitive? Let me laugh.
First you would have to have feelings, Mr. Always Me Path.
Next you would have to care about another human being.
You are all about yourself, which is what I am always seeing.

Too sensitive? Are you kidding? It's...

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I am magical, I said. I can control her.
You cannot!
Yes, I can, and I do.
You do not!  
My eight-year-old twin is angry now, with a mean face.

I do not back down.  Want to see?
How?
What do you want me to make her do?
Make her...

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