Best Boss Poems

Pay attention Missy
Things are gonna change
You ain't gonna like it
It's gonna seem real strange.

"Honey-do" days are over
Sparks are gonna fly
I know that you won't wanna change
But by God you better try!

I'm gonna put my foot down
Cause I got feelin's too
I'll tell you now exactly what
I will or will not do!

I surely ain't a door mat
and...

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Be your own boss
Set your own rules

Your thoughts and your feelings
Give you the tools

Imagination can be fun or a bi-ch
Imagine you're poor

Or imagine you're rich
Imagination, what is it for

It's for living your life
You are creator

So be your own boss
Disciplines not hard to swallow

It's just setting the rules
In which you must follow

Be the best you can...

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B een too long since my last vacation travel trip.

A bsolute island beauty does relax my job’s grip.

H alting busy is easy on heavenly beach strips

A long this islands’ multi jeweled peaks and tips.

M y tropical gratefulness shall never dip.

A ll main island life moves at a fun paced clip

S o I may stay with...

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She is no Simon Le’gree, but she should be.  It would be easier.
She is way too lenient, if you ask me.
But yesterday she was too strict.
Click. Click. Click.
Conversation ceases.
Act normal.
Sure. Yeah.  Uh-huh.
Yes, that sounds fine. Sure, I can do that.
Click. Click. Click.
What did she want you to do?
Are you going to do it?
Never...

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When stress about work started showing
He smoked some of what he was growing
Showed up at work
No pants or shirt
Not sure if he was coming or going!

His stress he still managed to be numbing
Even though dismissal was forthcoming
He said, "It's cool man,"
"I'll live in my van,"
As to his boss, his nose he was thumbing!...

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To me sovereign means being boss, 
Taking charge of every gain or loss, 
Being responsible to do the right things
To help your subjects try their wings.

Sovereign to me means being queen or king or Czar
Sovereign to me means being revered like a shining star.
If I woke up tomorrow, and could rule a country, I would...

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Be ten minutes early
   Promises, always keep
Say 'please' and 'thank you'
   Make sure to get enough sleep...

Say your prayers every day
   Save 10% of your pay
Your absolute hardest, try
   Never ever tell a lie...

Don't talk with your mouth full
   After school do your chores
Wash your...

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in one night crystal magic covers forest 
forcing trees to bow toward ground
who is boss? Winter asks.

The trees go quietly, genuflecting
without argument, allowing her wrath
and her anger to agitate other forest components

Who is the boss? Winter repeats, wanting 
them to give up their respect and their power
The trees hold fast, bending closer to the ground

Not...

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When I take a long time,I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time he is thorough.
When I don't do it I'm lazy,
When my boss doesn't do it he's busy.
When I do something without being told I'm trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,that is initiative.
When I please my boss I'm apple-polishing,
When my...

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HORRIBLE BOSS


Why do you treat me, as if I do not even matter,

Why does it not phase you that it’s my heart you have shattered?

You talk to everyone else, as if they mean a thing to you,

But to me it’s like I’m something, you spit out then chewed.

Did anyone ever teach you, about the golden...

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Boss Lady!  Boss Lady?  Whatever do you mean?  
Do you mean I’m hip, I’m fly, I’m stylish, what?  
Do I accept an accolade, or are you being snide?
Or is it innuendo; yes… true, that just could be it too.  

Of course, you could be like one, who scoffs at his...

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You’ve forgotten to floss, I think
(My nose frets and frowns as I shrink)
Purchase mints by the bag!
Brush your tongue til you gag!
(My eyes water up at the stink)

"Yes sir, I am really quite fine!
"Allergies, you know," is my line
"No sir, wasn't crying!"
(My brain is just frying)
"Do lunch? Why, the pleasure is mine!"

*Unfortunately, this is a...

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I worked for a cranky old boss
who came to work always quite cross.
Finally found out,
he developed gout,
when stocks took a capital loss. 

Copyright © 2011 By Caryl S. Muzzey...

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When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough,

When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes...

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Boss lady on the go!
                              No rest for an obedient bro'
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