Ralph Taylor Poet Rhyme

You Ain'T No Boss of Me

Pay attention Missy
Things are gonna change
You ain't gonna like it
It's gonna seem real strange.

"Honey-do" days are over
Sparks are gonna fly
I know that you won't wanna change
But by God you better try!

I'm gonna put my foot down
Cause I got feelin's too
I'll tell you now exactly what
I will or will not do!

I surely ain't a door mat
and you're so bossy and so mean
I don't know who you think you are
Her Majesty - the Queen?

You better pay attention
This is how it's gonna be
Starting now there'll be one boss
and that one boss is me!

BUZZ - BUZZ, What's that sound?
The alarm clock - Loud and Clear
I guess my "Nightmare's" over
I'll go and make your breakfast, Dear!

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Carol Sunshine Brown February 25, 2011 at 11:56 AM Congratulations Ralph, on your well deserved win in Francine Roberts's contest " Whatever You Say, Dear". Love, Carol

Nick Bagnall February 21, 2011 at 4:31 AM great poem, nice piece of escapeism! Congrats on the win.

Robert A. Dufresne February 20, 2011 at 3:36 PM back to reality Ralph! I enjoyed this. It was only a matter of time before the three of you got top positions in the same contest. Well deserved! Congrats

Sara Kendrick February 19, 2011 at 12:20 PM Congratulations on your win ...Sara

Debbie Guzzi February 19, 2011 at 6:43 AM LOL sooooooooo funny, us woman only wish that could happen like EVER??? LOL congrad's on your win! Light & Love

Kristen Varwig February 18, 2011 at 11:51 PM Congrats on your win, this was truly funny.

Larry Belt February 18, 2011 at 10:58 PM Congrats on your win my friend......I knew it was a winner.....Larry

Robert Pettit February 18, 2011 at 10:35 PM Ralph, absolutely superb! No wonder Francine chose your entry to rank so highly in her contest. Congratulations to you.

Audrey Haick February 18, 2011 at 9:37 PM Congratulations on your deserving 2nd Place win in Francine's contest with this awesome poem, Ralph LOL! Oh Ralph, this is hilarious! Tell me this isn't true. one of my Mama's friends had to be the boss in her house as she raised six boys!! Thanks for the comments and have a great weekend too! ! xxx Annalise

John Freeman February 18, 2011 at 6:50 PM Ralph nice job, Congratulations on your near the top worthy poen's honor at second place. Agape, Moses

Linda-Marie Sweetheart February 18, 2011 at 6:15 PM Congrats Ralph on your super win in Francine's contest with this awesome piece luv.. enjoy..my friend..

Carrie Richards February 18, 2011 at 6:05 PM Yep....reality sets in by the light of day!!! So funny....congratulations on your great win!!

Francine Roberts February 18, 2011 at 5:47 PM congrats on your second place win in my contest Ralph, loved your funny entry

Gwendolen Song February 18, 2011 at 4:55 PM Phewwww!! Good thing you woke up from your dream, just to realize your wife is STILL the QUEEN! ha ha. fun poem!

Larry Belt February 16, 2011 at 7:59 PM LOL.......Too Funny... Dream Courage...A sure winner my friend.....Larry

Wilma Neels February 13, 2011 at 8:31 AM I am sure you embrace that dream 'till you alarm clock went Ralph, enjoyed your witty write tonight :) xxxWilma

James Fraser February 13, 2011 at 7:15 AM Super rhyme Ralph, thoroughly enjoyed reading your witt. Many congrats on your 52 years together, and I am so glad you liked Edinburgh. Have a wonderful Sunday....:)

Diane Locksley February 13, 2011 at 5:02 AM Only in your dreams, Ralph. Gave me quite a chuckle as I really thought you were laying down the law. Best to you, Diane

Carolyn Devonshire February 12, 2011 at 10:39 AM Aww, too bad it was a dream, Ralph. I've seen men carrying "honey do" lists, so I can appreciate the wild humor in this poem. Maybe you should make a "honey do" list for your wife? That might get your point across, but only if she has a sense of humor. Great poem! Love, Carolyn

Sara Kendrick February 12, 2011 at 7:16 AM Good one..If it is for the contest, reads like a winner to me..Sara

Linda-Marie Sweetheart February 12, 2011 at 7:11 AM AWESOME Ralph.. what a wonderful expressive entry for the contest...great way u wrote this one full of humor with good edge my friend.. good luck in the contest..with luv..