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You Ain'T No Boss of Me

Pay attention Missy Things are gonna change You ain't gonna like it It's gonna seem real strange. "Honey-do" days are over Sparks are gonna fly I know that you won't wanna change But by God you better try! I'm gonna put my foot down Cause I got feelin's too I'll tell you now exactly what I will or will not do! I surely ain't a door mat and you're so bossy and so mean I don't know who you think you are Her Majesty - the Queen? You better pay attention This is how it's gonna be Starting now there'll be one boss and that one boss is me! BUZZ - BUZZ, What's that sound? The alarm clock - Loud and Clear I guess my "Nightmare's" over I'll go and make your breakfast, Dear!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 2/25/2011 11:56:00 AM
Congratulations Ralph, on your well deserved win in Francine Roberts's contest " Whatever You Say, Dear". Love, Carol
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Date: 2/21/2011 4:31:00 AM
great poem, nice piece of escapeism! Congrats on the win.
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Date: 2/20/2011 3:36:00 PM
back to reality Ralph! I enjoyed this. It was only a matter of time before the three of you got top positions in the same contest. Well deserved! Congrats
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Date: 2/19/2011 12:20:00 PM
Congratulations on your win ...Sara
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Date: 2/19/2011 6:43:00 AM
LOL sooooooooo funny, us woman only wish that could happen like EVER??? LOL congrad's on your win! Light & Love
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Date: 2/18/2011 11:51:00 PM
Congrats on your win, this was truly funny.
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Date: 2/18/2011 10:58:00 PM
Congrats on your win my friend......I knew it was a winner.....Larry
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Date: 2/18/2011 10:35:00 PM
Ralph, absolutely superb! No wonder Francine chose your entry to rank so highly in her contest. Congratulations to you.
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Date: 2/18/2011 9:37:00 PM
Congratulations on your deserving 2nd Place win in Francine's contest with this awesome poem, Ralph LOL! Oh Ralph, this is hilarious! Tell me this isn't true. one of my Mama's friends had to be the boss in her house as she raised six boys!! Thanks for the comments and have a great weekend too! ! xxx Annalise
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Date: 2/18/2011 6:50:00 PM
Ralph nice job, Congratulations on your near the top worthy poen's honor at second place. Agape, Moses
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Date: 2/18/2011 6:15:00 PM
Congrats Ralph on your super win in Francine's contest with this awesome piece luv.. enjoy..my friend..
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Date: 2/18/2011 6:05:00 PM
Yep....reality sets in by the light of day!!! So funny....congratulations on your great win!!
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Date: 2/18/2011 5:47:00 PM
congrats on your second place win in my contest Ralph, loved your funny entry
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Date: 2/18/2011 4:55:00 PM
Phewwww!! Good thing you woke up from your dream, just to realize your wife is STILL the QUEEN! ha ha. fun poem!
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Date: 2/16/2011 7:59:00 PM
LOL.......Too Funny... Dream Courage...A sure winner my friend.....Larry
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Date: 2/13/2011 8:31:00 AM
I am sure you embrace that dream 'till you alarm clock went Ralph, enjoyed your witty write tonight :) xxxWilma
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Date: 2/13/2011 7:15:00 AM
Super rhyme Ralph, thoroughly enjoyed reading your witt. Many congrats on your 52 years together, and I am so glad you liked Edinburgh. Have a wonderful Sunday....:)
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Date: 2/13/2011 5:02:00 AM
Only in your dreams, Ralph. Gave me quite a chuckle as I really thought you were laying down the law. Best to you, Diane
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Date: 2/12/2011 10:39:00 AM
Aww, too bad it was a dream, Ralph. I've seen men carrying "honey do" lists, so I can appreciate the wild humor in this poem. Maybe you should make a "honey do" list for your wife? That might get your point across, but only if she has a sense of humor. Great poem! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 2/12/2011 7:16:00 AM
Good one..If it is for the contest, reads like a winner to me..Sara
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Date: 2/12/2011 7:11:00 AM
AWESOME Ralph.. what a wonderful expressive entry for the contest...great way u wrote this one full of humor with good edge my friend.. good luck in the contest..with luv..
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