Best Bored Poems

I am bored with Poetrysoup

Premier Poetry website rekindled my poetic talent 
Veterans loved my work and inspired to showcase talent
But soon got entangled in Members Contest
Contests more of mutual admiration club than talent hunt
One Premium Member placing other high on winners list
Ordinary Members often accomodated...

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You're bored, you say? Let's bring on the bears
and dance them around the ring.
You should learn how to juggle or fly a trapeze
'cause I'm sure bored by YOU, ding-a-ling.

You've nothing to do? Let's bring on the lions
and elephants too. When that's through,
let's watch a human...

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Hey Dear, we're here
It's where you've always dreamt
Ever since you slumbered such
In slevering content

Remembering back home
It's somewhere you always declared
You said it would excite you such
Mmm, my trouser leg you'd stare

Of pants and different pants
Your lustering descriptive tongue
Absorbing the poetry from me
Mmm, honestly, am I...

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I went to Manhattan cause I was bored,
And it is there, I met a man, sweet Lord;

Oh gosh, he was enchanting,
And soon he had me panting;

And adored, my word, bored has a reward.

___________________
December 28, 2015

Limerick

~ Not For Contest ~...

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I am bored with math.
Two plus two always equals four.
Why can't it equal an ice cream cone
Or a trip to the candy store?

Four plus four always equals eight-
Never a video game,
Or a Disneyland vacation.
No, the answer's e'er the same!

One times one always equals one.
Where's the...

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Mr. Billy Benny sits, staring at a knife..
As bored as bored can be, in his very boring life.

He dipped a pen in tea - and drank a cup of ink,
The mirror sees him turn into a rosy shade of pink.

He shaved his black hair off...

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There was a naughty girl, and the naughty girl was she

She worked a crossword puzzle, while she had her cup of tea 

        Poured another cup, ......she should get up!
        ...

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Achieve greatness by running a race.
Break sound barriers- just go to outer space!

Climb a mountain to get a good workout.
Deliver a speech- you'll probably have to shout...

Earn some money by helping clean up.
Film a video where you put on makeup.

Graduate college, online, of course!!!
Hire for...

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Alone, bordeom creates devious, elemental fantasies. Giants' hands, jerky knives, leave moanig nmphys-opposing paladins quests rsign-stricen, tormented, useless; vicious warlocs, xenopus's ... *yawn*...ZZzzzz...

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I am bored with Solitude
Don’t need no more of solitude
No need to walk alone
No need of blessings multitude
New Bessy please come home

To feed yourself in solitude
To bother not to care 
Baked beans on toast the gratitude
Me dog does like em yair……(Aussie slang)

Motivate an move myself...

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Clearing up the mess in the kitchen, I feel bored by the stale familiarity of my chores...

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Live your life so that the priest won't get bored when he confesses you,  
To have legends and songs of stars to listen to,  
Stories in which each day is an adventure, every night a mystery,  
And your soul, a canvas on...

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gloom drags me into the blueness of
boredom since you've been gone
and i don't see how i'll ever snap out of it



POTD October 13, 2022

AP: Honorable Mention 2025

Posted on October 11, 2022...

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A REFLECTION OF PASSING TIME


At age 15,   
    Afternoons could last a week,
    Especially if nothing could be found to do,
    Or if trying to endure a lecture at school.

At age 45,
  ...

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Nowhere to go ... nothin' to do
Ended up here ... out of the blue,
Don't wanna stay, don't wanna go home
Takin' in the night air, writin' this poem....

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