You'Re Bored, You Say

You're bored, you say? Let's bring on the bears
and dance them around the ring.
You should learn how to juggle or fly a trapeze
'cause I'm sure bored by YOU, ding-a-ling.

You've nothing to do? Let's bring on the lions
and elephants too. When that's through,
let's watch a human cannonball fly.
(I'll suggest that the human be you.)

Tired of me too? Let's bring on the clowns.
Your smirk I so want to erase.
Let them come out with dogs and on stilts
and then throw a pie in your face!

You're DYING of boredom? Let's bring on snake charmers
and the guy who swallows a sword.
Let's make you the target for throwers of knives.
Facing death, you might not feel so bored!

You need an escape? Let's bring on the freaks,
contortionists, and at last, dear,
people who practice escapology,
who can then help you to disappear.


April 17, 2019 
for the Bring On The Dancing Bears Poetry Contest of John Lawless
(with all the many things to do in this world, I hate when someone says,
"I'M BORED" well, unless they are forced to be in a place they don't want to be and they have no pen and paper or technological devices on them!)
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Pathak Avatar
May 18, 2019 at 7:03 AM
To what length people go to cure boredom! But then there are blokes who seldom get bored. Lovely piece.
Duet Avatar
May 7, 2019 at 11:08 PM
I agree, Andrea. There are so many things to do and see to be bored. It's hard for me to imagine not being able to think of something to do that could fill the void. Great poem. I like your attitude in it. You go girl! lol And, congrats on being on the Best New Poems List.
De Beaulieu Avatar
May 7, 2019 at 5:56 PM
Hello Andrea Dietrich, lets bring back the circus again and enjoy the events of the evening show. have a nice evening my friend.
Allison Avatar
April 29, 2019 at 4:36 PM
you sure made me smile Andrea... and i always make sure I have my pen and paper so I am never bored... hubby plays spider solitaire on his phone whilst waiting for me if we are shopping and we do tend to go to places we BOTH enjoy so are not bored:-) hugs jan xx
Cozart Avatar
April 27, 2019 at 10:01 AM
Love it! Gave me a chuckle. Congrats on your win.
Agustin Avatar
April 27, 2019 at 9:08 AM
Wow! Such a delightful way to fight boredom. Congrats! God bless you.
Mcguire Avatar
April 26, 2019 at 10:34 PM
Great poem Andrea! Great Win!
Onclaud Avatar
April 26, 2019 at 9:27 PM
with time fleeting fast, how can we get bored?... beautiful win, andie; congrats! heard the news, woww!..so proud of you ...this is what happens when your passion for film sends off great pay off!... will try to soupie; health concerns being prioritized!.... huggs
Lawless Avatar
April 26, 2019 at 6:26 PM
Nice one Andrea encouraging us to live somewhere between "boredom" and "dancing on hot coals". thanks for playing in the big tent
Dietrich Avatar
April 26, 2019 at 6:43 PM
thanks so much for the win, John. This contest really inspired me to be sarcastic!
Walker Avatar
April 25, 2019 at 6:32 PM
Sis, harsh words for the bored. I will say I'm totally bored when my husband drags me along to a car show or a car swap meet, totally bored and tired from standing and walking looking at car after car and junk for a car, so not me.
Dietrich Avatar
April 25, 2019 at 7:51 PM
btw what do you think I was really doing in those long church meetings? hahaha.
Dietrich Avatar
April 25, 2019 at 7:50 PM
Jenny, that is why I always carry with me a book or paper and pen. I will write or read when I am with a person forcing boring stuff on me. I would see a few cars with him(I actually like those cars shows) but if I were you, I'd excuse myself and find a nice shade to go read a book in!
Michael Avatar
April 20, 2019 at 4:05 AM
You sound tough here...I'm not bored...Well done...
Dietrich Avatar
April 25, 2019 at 7:50 PM
HI, Arturo. It was all for 'effect"
Brewer Avatar
April 19, 2019 at 6:46 PM
A brilliant, incisive and sardonic counter blasting rant of a poem that eviscerates those who complain of boredom. Wonderful! Andrea. (Wish I’d written it!)
Dietrich Avatar
April 20, 2019 at 2:55 PM
ooooh, I love how you said that!!
Marcum Wong Avatar
April 18, 2019 at 4:36 PM
'I'm sure bored by YOU, ding-a-ling.' This line made me laugh so hard...thanks, I needed that. I hope he appreciates the wonderful humor in this piece as much as I did. xxoo
Kiser Avatar
April 18, 2019 at 3:41 PM
That's tellin'em. There is simply not enough time in three lifetimes, if I had them, to do all that I want to do. I never understood how anyone could be that bored. Great write!
La France Avatar
April 18, 2019 at 3:14 PM
Andrea, this was a great poem and sure made me laugh, I can honestly tell you with all honesty that I have never, ever, never been bored a day in my life, so many things to do, so little time to do them, who has time to be bored !
Proxenos Avatar
April 18, 2019 at 8:48 AM
A great poem Andrea, and so very true - they also annoy me and its only when they lose their routine through perhaps a misfortune or illness that they long for the life they had, and boredom! Poetry hugs, A very happy and blessed Easter to You and your family Andrea, Jenny.
Beilschmidt Sr. Avatar
April 18, 2019 at 7:55 AM
Great comparison between the circus and the person. Very cool Andrea
Krutsinger Avatar
April 18, 2019 at 7:17 AM
People ask me "don't you get bored?" No. I do not. If I do, I quickly learn something new, so I can get out of that TRAP fast. A beautiful poem, my friend.
Mcferran Avatar
April 17, 2019 at 11:06 PM
Love the snarky little zingers in this one! ;D hahahaha! I also struggle to understand the concept of boredom... Life may not always be pleasant, but boring? NEVER!
Laurie Avatar
April 17, 2019 at 8:40 PM
G'day Andrea … really enjoyed the moral of your verse. Is it being just bored or is the owner a boring person; I believe the latter. We can always make something out of nothing - thank you Andrea - Lindsay
May Avatar
April 17, 2019 at 6:15 PM
Haha...Love the last line...Nicely penned..
Seal Avatar
April 17, 2019 at 5:26 PM
I’m never bored, don’t know the meaning of the word but I think you’ve explained it well. Did you do any research on circus entertainers or did they just pour from the pen? Take your back, did you enjoy yourself? Take care Richard
Dietrich Avatar
April 17, 2019 at 7:40 PM
I watch a lot of AGT, the America's new Circus!! I think all these kinds of acts have appeared on AGT except the bears and lions!
Dietrich Avatar
April 17, 2019 at 7:40 PM
yes, I really enjoyed writing for THIS contest!!!
Cunningham Avatar
April 17, 2019 at 5:17 PM
Haha love it Andrea, people today don't know they're born. Put them back fifty years and they'd crack up with no phones or social media . Hope you had a great time in Arizona. Tom
Dietrich Avatar
April 17, 2019 at 7:43 PM
Yeah, they would lose their minds!! Can you imagine though being incapacitated and not even able to see or use your own hands or something? A fate worse than death.
Pandit Avatar
April 17, 2019 at 4:39 PM
I like your take on the theme for the contest, Andrea. Much enjoyed your cures for boredom..very creative write..especially the last stanza.
Bauer Avatar
April 17, 2019 at 4:27 PM
this is brilliant, andrea! i love it!
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