Best Boobies Poems
Tonight I found a letter on my doormat
It was addressed to me – oh fancy that
I opened it and it does say
Please come for a mammogram one Monday
My heart sank like an enormous stone
With sinking spirits, I let out a huge moan
They take one of your very precious ‘norks’
Clamp it so hard your eyes pop out on stalks
Then leave you imprisoned and take a pic
Tell you it may be uncomfortable – just a little bit
They lied, they lied, they blooming lied
I found it so painful I could have cried
Oh joy of joys now they must do the other side
One boob squashed like a pancake, the other I want to hide
But they get you quick before you can escape
They need to scan both boobies there can be no mistake
Men and women can BOTH get breast cancer
Checking your breasts regularly is the answer
Jan Allison
15th September 2014
You take life from the deserving,
Strip strong women bare;
Tear a hole inside us,
Til we fear what might be there;
The lives you take are precious,
Though you discard them without thought,
Regardless of who they were,
You leave them all to rot;
You make us fear our bodies,
That which we should be proud;
Brilliant and beautiful women,
You leave off feeling cowed;
The disease you spread destroys us,
Cuts out our hearts and souls,
But the worse thing that you could do,
Is leave us feeling un-whole…
Tirzah Conway
~To Christina, she fell while fighting the Cancer battle~
When I was a young'un on old Mother Earth
Believe me, this tale was surely an absolute first
She send me an old bag
Whose boobies did sag
Methinks this dude should've been totally reimbursed
© Jack Ellison 2015
Ophelia had cancerous breasts
According to all of the tests
But old Doctor Kaiser
Was simply a miser
Who plundered the most treasured chests
Poor Penny was very depressed
She’d flat boobies under her vest
But with plastic implants
They were truly enhanced
Her boyfriend was VERY impressed!
09~12~16
Boobies every female has a pair but what if a tumour appears
Go to your doctor their nothing to fear because your doctor
will always be here.
They may be test like mammogram and biopsy
and MRI.
But you know deep inside
that your doctor will help you stay alive.
Did someone just mention nudie beaches
Where inhibitions are thrown to the wind
Divesting oneself of the rules of society
Exposing all our lily white skin
Where voluptuousness causes virile males
To babble incoherently and drool
This is not to disparage the lesser endowed
But it's always been BIG BOOBIES RULE
Don't have to be large and well shaped orbs
Small and perky can still turn heads
A female's appeal has a very wide range
Must be upright and preferably not dead
As long as her body has all the main parts
In a relatively organized manner
It's immaterial to most virile young males
When viewing with his built-in scanner
© Jack Ellison 2014
A re-broadcast!
Did someone just mention a nudie beach
Where inhibitions are thrown to the wind
Divesting oneself of the rules of society
Exposing our lily white skin
Where voluptuousness causes virile males
To babble incoherently and drool
Not to disparage the lesser endowed
But it's always been BIG BOOBIES RULE
Don't have to be large and well shaped orbs
Small and perky can still turn heads
A female's appeal has a very wide range
Must be upright and preferably not dead
As long as her body has all the main parts
In a relatively organized manner
It's quite immaterial to virile young males
When viewing with his built in scanner
© Jack Ellison 2013
My God that was the most embarrassing moment ever....Went to Violet's theater camp at Albertville High School earlier. We found seats in the back of the auditorium but Tasha couldn't see well so she got up and went towards the front. I watched where she went and as she sat down I got up to follow her. As soon as I step foot in the aisle area the show starts and the lights go out. It was pitch dark. I couldn't see anything! I decided to go back to my original seat but everything was just...black. I tried turning my phone on for some light but it didn't help. The auditorium had those theatre style seats that you have to pull down. I bent down and grabbed what I thought was the cushion then gave it a firm tug...when I realized what I had done I went into full panic attack mode. I had grabbed a hold of a very well endowed 60 year old ladies bosom. Before I could make a run for the door the lights came back on and I was face to face with this lady. I apologized and went back to my original seat...two rows in front of her and sank down into the seat....humiliated
Think there's a bunch of dudes walking round
Traveled from space, their ship never found
Saw a picture of Charlize
Got trembling knees
Uttered, “khsxlauihlhqwxzcbbsqgwydwiujcnjbx”
(Loosely translated; A nice pair of boobies abound)
I have a weird sense of humor but just appear luny
In reality, I have a degree in everything including bobbies
Their primary function
To feed their young'uns
And to stop the young laddies from touchy feelies
Everybody makes boobies,
Put our big feet in it,
Just some clumsy footwork
And we find ourselves in a pit.
Everybody makes boobies,
Everybody makes mistakes,
When shooting our life’s film,
There is bound to be out-takes.