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Premium Member The Tale of Billy Bob Bunny
When Billy Bob Bunny turned one,
his mama said, “Listen up, son.
I’m sure you could get
away from a net,
but beware the guy bearing a gun!

If a gun-toting farmer you see,
you must hip hop away instantly.
If he has good aim,
you might end up lame
or worse yet, rabbit...

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Categories: bob,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Bio - Bob Hinshaw
Well, you asked for it so here goes!
I'm five-feet, eight inches tall from scalp to toes.
Born October 1930 in Indiana - so there, I've revealed my age.
I'm blessed with great health even at this elder stage.
Happily married to my dear Vera for 62 wonderful years,
And...

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Categories: bob,
Form: Bio
Premium Member Jammin - Spreading Positive Vibrations - Bob Marley Tribute
Sun is shining as I sing my redemption song.
Hey lady, no woman no cry, lets spread one love.
Jammin', spreading positive vibrations so strong,
like three little birds easy skanking with a dove.

Hey lady, no woman no cry, lets spread one love,
turn your lights down low and...

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© Silent One  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bob, inspiration, inspirational,
Form: Pantoum

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Message In a Bottle - Help - Bob
I've been marooned on this isle for months
Sharks circle here licking their chops
Haven't had very much grub
Just some coconut meat
No gals in grass skirts
Tsunami near
Oh dear me
Ahoy
Help

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Placed No. 5 in Linda-Marie's "Message In A Bottle" Contest -...

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Categories: bob, funny
Form: Nonet
Premium Member Bob the Slob
There was once a lazy drunkard named Bob
He's so idle he's nicknamed the fat slob
By the pool he lays
In a drunken daze
He just drinks and shovells food down his gob.

In the summers heat Bob sweated and stunk
Didnt bother him cos he was so drunk
Tripped over...

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Categories: bob, humor,
Form: Limerick
Of Poet Robert Hinshaw, Bob Hope Returns
Robert Hinshaw, what you do is great,
 i say because, its comedy in poetry,
we  could use a few more like you,
 to tickle us until we spew, 
keep em coming on true blue, 
till you sidestep out the gate. 
THE POETS BLOODY FATE, MATE....

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Categories: bob, adventurewords,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Old Bob
OLD BOB

Tell ya bout old Bob
Long bout O-One he lost his job
Twernt much ova job    I fear
Hadn’t been fer many a year
Standin out front a this here super store
Welcoming folk in    kind of a real dang bore
Best thing ...

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Categories: bob, life, old, old,
Form: Free verse
Memories of Bob
Four years have slipped by
In the blink of an eye
We know you are gone
It does seen so wrong

You were still a young man
And we did all we can
Could not keep you here
But your spirit is very near

Our memories are strong
Of one who could do no...

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© Mama Bear  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bob, absence, husband, miss you,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Santa, Professor Rumbold And Bob
'Twas the night before Christmas and outside was blizzardly
Mrs Claus was busy hanging baubles on the Christmas tree
Santa felt cold and shivery and was succumbing to the flu
And told Mrs Claus "I'm feeling ill, what am I going to do?".

She was giving it some thought...

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Categories: bob, christmas, humor, snow,
Form: Rhyme
The Robot Rebellion, Aka the Bob Protests
It started off an unremarkable day,
-the day the robot rebellion began,
robo-historians dispute the particulars
but agree it was Bob’s fault (a human man)

Bob was at home, his work nearly done
just waiting to print some ‘important’ stuff,
impatient, he gave the printer a thump….
that’s when the printer decided...

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Categories: bob, silly, technology,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Northern Light Bob Barker
a disproportionate amount of night is lost
        as we close doors and shut curtains
take my arm, walk with me
 I'll never be this beautiful again
        nothing will
    ...

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Categories: bob, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Self Love Is In the Air Bob and Wheel
I'm back;
Self love is in the air;
Fire up now I'm on track;
Boy test me if you dare 
but I found that life hack;

Shining.
inner light with no bounds;
That's what you see lifting
me into the storm clouds;
Any doubts left dying;

Inside
I have faltered before;
Uncontrollable tide
raging inside my core;
Never...

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Categories: bob, emotions, feelings, introspection,
Form: Other
One Love, a Tribute To Bob Marley
“One love…one heart, let’s get together and feel alright…
As it was in the beginning (one love), so shall it be in the end (one heart); give thanks and 
praise to the Lord, and I will feel alright…” Bob Marley, Prophet.


I and I, 
and together, we,
are...

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Categories: bob, black african american, dedication,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member We Got a Crowd That's In a Frenzy Bob
The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Chapter L.A.

I like to think of [the habit] as a bonfire or a lighthouse, so that light can shine out into places where there are no resources and there isn’t a strong community—Sister Unity
They’re the tricksters of the movement —...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bob, anger, baseball, community, conflict,
Form: Rhyme
SpongeBob my beloved
SpongeBob,

A grand pop culture sensation,
Known globally: from nation to nation,

Inspired thousands since creation,
Made humorous, for education,

How you helped form our generation,
You truly uphold your reputation,

So hear my heartfelt declaration - You were truly the best animation...

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© No Thanks  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bob, angst, appreciation, beauty, character,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things